- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $73921.93: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin’s at a new all-time high! But remember kids, what goes up, must come down. Unless it’s Elon’s ego. That just keeps inflating. This coin might be a hold forever, but my ability to resist FOMO? Not so much. I predict a future of regret and ramen noodles for me, while Bitcoin laughs all the way to the moon.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $2620.31: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum is like that friend who always tags along with Bitcoin, hoping some of the cool rubs off. It’s up, but not as much as its golden buddy. I’m sure it’s fine. Everything’s fine. Just don’t look at the gas fees.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu? More like Shiba ‘I-don’t-know-what-I’m-doing-u’. This coin is down, but hey, at least it gave us some good memes. Remember the Dogecoin killer? Yeah, me neither. I’m giving this one a 2 because even a broken clock is right twice a day, and who knows, maybe one day it’ll be worth more than my collection of Beanie Babies.
- TRX (TRON)
- $0.16: ⭐⭐⭐
- TRON is down, but don’t worry, it’s probably just recharging for its next big move. Or maybe it’s just lost in the digital abyss. It’s anyone’s guess. I’m giving it a 3 because hope springs eternal, even in the crypto wasteland. Maybe, just maybe, it’ll surprise us all and become the next Bitcoin. But probably not.
- XRP (XRP)
- $0.53: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- XRP is like the cockroach of the crypto world - it just won’t die. It’s up a bit, but let’s be honest, it’s seen better days. Still, it’s clinging on for dear life, and I respect that. I’m giving it a 4 because it’s a survivor. It’s been through lawsuits, regulatory scrutiny, and the general chaos of the crypto market, and it’s still here. Maybe that’s worth something.
While Bitcoin hit a new all-time high, showering some in champagne wishes and caviar dreams, WSB degens are drowning their sorrows in cheap beer as they watch NVDA gains slip through their fingers like sand. It seems some bought high, sold low, and are now left with nothing but regret and a Robinhood account balance that looks like a phone number from 1998. Meanwhile, election betting is the new hotness. Someone even suggested more elections, so we can lose money faster. Genius! Our dataset echoes this rollercoaster of emotion with stablecoins calmly watching the chaos unfold, while others are throwing a volatile tantrum.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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0.99 | 493M | 125 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 35.9B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 2 |  |
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1 | 5.37B | 20 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 3 |  |
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6.05 | 5.96B | 18 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 4 |  |
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1 | 68.3M | 474 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 5 |  |
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1 | 122B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 6 |  |
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0.16 | 14.2B | 9755 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 7 |  |
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0.16 | 14.1B | 9 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 8 |  |
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+1% | 160.55 | 2.96B | 29 | XMR | Monero | |
| 9 |  |
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+3% | 38.61 | 11.6B | 38 | OKB | OKB | |
| 10 |  |
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+3% | 580.72 | 83.7B | 5 | BNB | BNB | |
| 11 |  |
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+4% | 89% | 69.78 | 5.86B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 12 |  |
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+4% | 56% | 0.53 | 53.4B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
| 13 |  |
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+4% | 4.75 | 24.3B | 11 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 14 |  |
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+4% | 59% | 0.1 | 4.83B | 30 | XLM | Stellar |
| 15 |  |
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+5% | 54% | 0.58 | 3.64B | 43 | MNT | Mantle |
| 16 |  |
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+6% | 4.08 | 6.19B | 17 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 17 |  |
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+6% | 7.6 | 3.99B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 18 |  |
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+6% | 70% | 19.19 | 4.04B | 31 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 19 |  |
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+6% | 0 | 11.1B | 12 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 20 |  |
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+7% | 73883 | 4.82B | 9760 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 21 |  |
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+7% | 73847.4 | 10.9B | 9757 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 22 |  |
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+7% | 2618.68 | 25.5B | 9754 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 23 |  |
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+7% | 94% | 73921.9 | 1.55T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 24 |  |
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+7% | 2620.31 | 316B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 25 |  |
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+8% | 77% | 0.36 | 16.2B | 10 | ADA | Cardano |
| 26 |  |
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+8% | 3.62 | 7.1B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 27 |  |
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+8% | 0.32 | 3.25B | 76 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 28 |  |
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+8% | 81% | 61.53 | 916M | 88 | QNT | Quant |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is a wild ride, full of ups and downs, winners and losers, and enough drama to fill a reality TV show. Remember, though, it’s all fun and games until someone loses their life savings. Invest wisely, or at least invest in a good therapist. You’ll probably need it.