- WTC (Waltonchain)
- $0.0: ⭐
- Down 72% in 24 hours? Someone call the WTC… the We’re Totally Crashing support group. This coin’s sinking faster than DJT’s approval ratings after a surprise financial filing (down $19.2M!). It is a mechanism to bribe the president.
- SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
- $0.0: ⭐⭐
- A 68% drop? Even my grandma’s baking skills could yield better returns. This coin’s about as appealing as a cold buffet pizza after a 12-hour shift. Almost forgot- Palantir bagholders, assemble! (Someone’s betting $300k on a 474 share price by 2034. Godspeed.)
- DIONE (Dione Protocol)
- $0.0: ⭐
- 99% down in a week? That’s not a dip, that’s a black hole of disappointment. This DIONE’s gone the way of the dodo, and its investors are left wandering the digital desert, thirstier than a camel in a KnowYourMeme milk-drinking contest. At least it’s not as bad as those Kabul airport tarmac memories
- OOKI (Ooki Protocol)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐
- 78% down over seven days. OOKI spooky! More like OOKI broke-y. This one’s making investors question their life choices harder than that guy on WSB who detailed his entire employment history in a YOLO post.
- HSF (Hillstone Finance)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- A 50% drop in a week. Even my dead hamster could pick a better investment. This HSF is about as appealing as a 1998 broker website. Is that what they use at r/investing?
Speaking of crashing harder than Andrew Tate’s crypto dreams (down 40% after scam claims!), today’s 10M cryptos are serving up a similar vibe. Turns out, grifting isn’t a sustainable business model, whether it’s rugs pulls or multi-level marketing schemes. DADDY (not the coin, just…no.) aside, plenty of these coins are giving bag-holders a serious case of Kabul airport tarmac flashbacks.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-72% | 89% | 0 | 223K | 2296 | WTC | Waltonchain |
| 1 |  |
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-68% | 0 | 170K | 2329 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 2 |  |
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-53% | 99% | 0 | 1.65M | 1684 | OOKI | Ooki Protocol |
| 3 |  |
 |
-48% | 98% | 0 | 628K | 1977 | DIONE | Dione Protocol |
| 4 |  |
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-23% | 30% | 0.02 | 1.53M | 2068 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 5 |  |
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-18% | 16.72 | 7.11M | 1165 | KP3R | Keep3rV1 | |
| 6 |  |
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-16% | 0.46 | 310M | 4067 | MC | Merit Circle | |
| 7 |  |
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-16% | 21% | 0 | 40.8M | 1097 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 8 |  |
 |
-11% | 0.01 | 2.27M | 1676 | VTS | Veritise | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-10% | 33% | 0.5 | 60M | 813 | SD | Stader |
| 10 |  |
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-9% | 0.03 | 38.1M | 910 | XCHNG | Chainge | |
| 11 |  |
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-8% | 0.01 | 11.6M | 1509 | DG | Decentral Games | |
| 12 |  |
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-8% | 79% | 0 | 3.88M | 1472 | FOR | ForTube |
| 13 |  |
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-8% | 100% | 16.57 | 11.8M | 986 | TIME | Chrono.tech |
| 14 |  |
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-7% | 0.01 | 388K | 2142 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-6% | 0 | 16.9M | 1677 | NVIR | NvirWorld | |
| 16 |  |
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-6% | 76% | 0.01 | 13M | 1062 | XWC | WhiteCoin |
| 17 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.01 | 12.5M | 1014 | MDX | Mdex | |
| 18 |  |
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-5% | 0.01 | 3.77M | 1437 | VGX | VGX Token | |
| 19 |  |
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-4% | 0.04 | 3.15M | 1468 | FSN | Fusion | |
| 20 |  |
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-4% | 95% | 1.36 | 13.6M | 950 | UNFI | Unifi Protocol DAO |
| 21 |  |
 |
-4% | 0 | 4.55M | 1346 | TSUKA | Dejitaru Tsuka | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-4% | 82% | 2.8 | 30.3M | 754 | DESO | Decentralized Social |
| 23 |  |
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-3% | 52% | 0.01 | 12.2M | 1206 | FNCY | FNCY |
| 24 |  |
 |
-3% | 0 | 34.8M | 1033 | CWEB | Coinweb | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-3% | 0 | 416K | 2101 | DREP | Drep [new] | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-3% | 30% | 0 | 270M | 410 | SURE | inSure DeFi |
| 27 |  |
 |
-2% | 93% | 0.09 | 9.48M | 1095 | RVF | RocketX exchange |
| 28 |  |
 |
-2% | 12% | 0 | 135M | 880 | DEL | Decimal |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market’s a dumpster fire, but hey, at least it’s entertaining. Kind of like watching a slow-motion train wreck, except the train is your portfolio. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to buy some puts on common sense. They’re expensive, but they always print.