- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- BONK? More like BONKed out. This coin’s price makes it look like it lost a fight with a toddler armed with a sippy cup. With a 24h volume of $305,774,915.97 it’s still being traded, which proves people have nothing to lose in throwing some cash into this stinky coin.
- FET (Artificial Superintelligence Alliance)
- $1.36: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Artificial Superintelligence? Sounds like someone watched too many sci-fi movies. At least they’re not named Skynet. But hey, a 1.36 price and 18% 24h change? Not bad for a bunch of robots pretending to be smart. I guess they’re smarter than the average WSB gambler buying Palantir at ATH…oh shit! Did I say that outloud?.
- PEOPLE (ConstitutionDAO)
- $0.07: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ConstitutionDAO? More like ConfusedDAO. With a 12% 24-hour change and a price of $0.07, this coin is giving me serious ‘I’m not sure what I’m doing’ vibes. It’s like buying a lottery ticket because you watched too much Andrew Tate’s financial advise on youtube.
- BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Baby Doge Coin? Are we really still doing this? This coin is the crypto equivalent of a participation trophy. It’s cute, it’s cheap, and it’s probably going nowhere. It is like starting trading at 10 at a food buffet. Much wow.
- RARE (SuperRare)
- $0.13: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- SuperRare? More like SuperRisky. This coin’s 26% 24-hour pump is making me raise an eyebrow. Is it a genuine moon shot or a pump-and-dump scheme orchestrated by some WSB degens? Only time will tell.
Hold onto your hard hats, folks, because the crypto arena is more chaotic than a WSB YOLO post. While some degens are celebrating their NVDA gains after a 12-year hold (congrats, you diamond-handed maniac!), others are watching their Andrew Tate-backed crypto crumble faster than a stale communion wafer. Today’s trending cryptos in the 10M group are a mixed bag of moon shots and rug pulls. Let’s see who’s got the sauce and who’s about to get sauced.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+18% | 0 | 2.04B | 52 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 1 |  |
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+12% | 0.07 | 348M | 151 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 2 |  |
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+18% | 89% | 1.36 | 3.69B | 27 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 3 |  |
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+14% | 22% | 1.89 | 1.89B | 134 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 4 |  |
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+8% | 100% | 33.95 | 713M | 93 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 5 |  |
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+14% | 4.79 | 1.24B | 84 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 6 |  |
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0 | 43.3M | 631 | TROY | TROY | ||
| 7 |  |
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+12% | 0.51 | 94M | 367 | ARK | Ark | |
| 8 |  |
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+12% | 3.79 | 2.1B | 69 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 9 |  |
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+26% | 71% | 0.13 | 126M | 380 | RARE | SuperRare |
| 10 |  |
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+4% | 18% | 4.34 | 130M | 766 | SANTOS | Santos FC Fan Token |
| 11 |  |
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+13% | 98% | 0.02 | 961M | 72 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 12 |  |
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+13% | 78% | 0 | 474M | 144 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin |
| 13 |  |
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+12% | 0.28 | 171M | 260 | SXP | Solar | |
| 14 |  |
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+14% | 48% | 0.09 | 129M | 495 | OGN | Origin Protocol |
| 15 |  |
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+7% | 0.01 | 571M | 116 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 16 |  |
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1.07 | 95.2M | 364 | EURC | EURC | ||
| 17 |  |
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+8% | 1.4 | 1.25B | 60 | OM | MANTRA | |
| 18 |  |
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+10% | 43% | 0.87 | 1.83B | 82 | CORE | Core |
| 19 |  |
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+11% | 38% | 0.45 | 453M | 255 | YGG | Yield Guild Games |
| 20 |  |
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+7% | 49% | 0.02 | 362M | 251 | SUN | Sun [New] |
| 21 |  |
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+16% | 1.31 | 1.31B | 107 | SUPER | SuperVerse | |
| 22 |  |
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+15% | 0.25 | 253M | 194 | BICO | Biconomy | |
| 23 |  |
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+2% | 5.72 | 28.6M | 770 | OG | OG Fan Token | |
| 24 |  |
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+15% | 3.17 | 342M | 152 | ETHW | EthereumPoW | |
| 25 |  |
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+12% | 96% | 1.36 | 109M | 349 | AGLD | Adventure Gold |
| 26 |  |
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-6% | 95% | 1.36 | 13.6M | 953 | UNFI | Unifi Protocol DAO |
| 27 |  |
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+8% | 38% | 0.38 | 770M | 164 | ID | SPACE ID |
| 28 |  |
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+7% | 0.33 | 391M | 191 | LUNA | Terra |
So, there you have it, folks. Today’s crypto market is a chaotic mess of meme coins, robot overlords, and questionable DAOs. It’s like watching a reality TV show where everyone’s trying to out-stupid each other. Tune in tomorrow to see who gets voted off the island. And remember, kids, don’t invest more than you can afford to lose (unless it’s in NVDA, apparently). Disclaimer: I’m not a financial advisor, I just play one on the internet. Don’t take my advice, or you’ll end up living in a van down by the river.