- SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
- $0.0: ⭐⭐
- Down 68%? Talk about getting SONMed! This one’s making me nostalgic for my Kabul airport tarmac days…except instead of clinging to a plane, I’m clinging to the last shreds of hope that this coin ever recovers. At least it’s not Daddy Tate (DADDY) coin…yet.
- WTC (Waltonchain)
- $0.0: ⭐
- Waltonchain? More like Gonechain, am I right? -72%…yeeesh. This is what happens when you try to combine blockchain with…well, whatever Waltonchain is. Someone get this crypto a participation trophy (and maybe a therapist).
- DIONE (Dione Protocol)
- $0.0: ⭐
- Dione Protocol’s down 71%? Guess Zeus wasn’t too pleased with this one. This crypto’s performance is so bad, it’s making me consider buying puts on my local Dairy Queen franchise…at least that prints revenue. Unlike Truth Social, LOL.
- HSF (Hillstone Finance)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐
- Hillstone Finance took a 22% nosedive. Guess the hill they were climbing turned out to be a slippery slope. Time to start planning your $2 million kid…in Hillstone shares, obviously.
- OOKI (Ooki Protocol)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐
- Ooki Protocol – more like Spooki Protocol! A 53% drop? That’s scarier than a clown at a buffet. At least you can probably buy a lifetime supply of pizza with your remaining OOKI now…if pizza places accepted it.
While DJT is busy hiding his $19.2 million loss behind election shenanigans (and his meme stock ticker, LOL), some cryptos are putting on a masterclass in how to really tank. We’re talking plummeting faster than Andrew Tate’s crypto after Coffeezilla’s scam exposé. It’s a bloodbath out there, folks!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+6% | 0.04 | 0 | 4705 | STRAX | Stratis [Old] | |
| 1 |  |
 |
0 | 73.2K | 2522 | PLAY | Play Token | ||
| 2 |  |
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+14% | 0 | 149K | 2360 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 3 |  |
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-68% | 0 | 170K | 2327 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+7% | 79% | 0 | 228K | 2315 | DAWN | Dawn Protocol |
| 5 |  |
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-72% | 89% | 0 | 219K | 2295 | WTC | Waltonchain |
| 6 |  |
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+3% | 99% | 0 | 286K | 2213 | MARO | Maro |
| 7 |  |
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-4% | 0 | 415K | 2101 | DREP | Drep [new] | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.01 | 419K | 2115 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 9 |  |
 |
88% | 0 | 476K | 2093 | YLD | Yield App | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-1% | 14% | 0 | 620K | 2456 | PTS | Petals |
| 11 |  |
 |
-71% | 98% | 0 | 628K | 1972 | DIONE | Dione Protocol |
| 12 |  |
 |
+7% | 58% | 0 | 638K | 2140 | LYRA | Lyra |
| 13 |  |
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+1% | 0.01 | 1M | 1840 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 14 |  |
 |
97% | 0.01 | 1.11M | 1794 | WAIT | Hourglass | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-1% | 69% | 0 | 1.79M | 1756 | TAMA | Tamadoge |
| 16 |  |
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-2% | 90% | 0 | 1.48M | 1733 | BWO | Battle World |
| 17 |  |
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87% | 0 | 1.8M | 1696 | DOCK | Dock | |
| 18 |  |
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-22% | 30% | 0.02 | 1.58M | 2054 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 19 |  |
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+2% | 59% | 0 | 2.87M | 1662 | QOM | Shiba Predator |
| 20 |  |
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-53% | 99% | 0 | 1.71M | 1671 | OOKI | Ooki Protocol |
| 21 |  |
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0 | 1.98M | 1619 | REV | Revain | ||
| 22 |  |
 |
65% | 0 | 2.41M | 1693 | RFOX | RFOX | |
| 23 |  |
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-4% | 0.01 | 2.42M | 1647 | VTS | Veritise | |
| 24 |  |
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0 | 2.44M | 2051 | THN | Throne | ||
| 25 |  |
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+15% | 49% | 0 | 2.55M | 1755 | STRM | StreamCoin |
| 26 |  |
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+6% | 54% | 0 | 2.56M | 1724 | SSG | SOMESING |
| 27 |  |
 |
+5% | 52% | 0 | 2.9M | 1705 | WOZX | Efforce |
| 28 |  |
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+2% | 90% | 0.3 | 3.01M | 1525 | RMRK | RMRK |
The crypto market’s like a bad buffet after a bachelor party – messy, depressing, and full of regret. So grab your metaphorical milk carton (because you’ll need it), strap in, and enjoy the dumpster fire. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride…unless you held onto your NVDA for 12 years. Then you’re laughing all the way to the bank…probably with $1 million in tow. Congrats, by the way…I hate you.