- BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
- $75048.3: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- WBTC and BTCB are up big, mirroring the alleged ‘Bitcoin at $75k’ news. Are we all being expertly rug-pulled? Or is this the start of the Bitcoin moon mission we’ve all been waiting for? Place your bets, folks!
- WBTC (Wrapped Bitcoin)
- $74964.52: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- WBTC and BTCB are up big, mirroring the alleged ‘Bitcoin at $75k’ news. Are we all being expertly rug-pulled? Or is this the start of the Bitcoin moon mission we’ve all been waiting for? Place your bets, folks!
- BUSD (BUSD)
- $1.0: ⭐⭐
- BUSD, the stablecoin that’s about as stable as a unicycle on a tightrope, is somehow still hovering around $1. Is it a miracle? Is it magic? Or is it just plain boring?
- MATIC (Polygon)
- $0.34: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- MATIC, the little engine that could… maybe? It’s up, but not by much. Is this a sign of things to come? Or is MATIC destined to remain in the crypto shadows?
- XMR (Monero)
- $162.97: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Monero, the privacy coin for people who have something to hide (or just really value their privacy, whatever). It’s up, so maybe all those shady deals are finally paying off.
Hot off the heels of Trump’s surprise win, the markets are throwing a party like it’s 1999… or maybe 2021? Anyway, Bitcoin’s at a new all-time high of $75k (according to some Redditors, at least). But hold your horses, because the Euro’s taken a tumble faster than Biden down a flight of stairs, thanks to those pesky trade tariff fears. Private prison stocks are booming, because nothing says ’economic prosperity’ like locking people up, right? Meanwhile, some dude on WallStreetBets turned $300 into $26k in 3 weeks. So, basically, the world’s gone mad, but hey, at least crypto’s keeping us entertained.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 68.3M | 478 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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0.99 | 493M | 131 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
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+2% | 81% | 62.51 | 930M | 92 | QNT | Quant |
| 3 |  |
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+11% | 86% | 1418.28 | 1.43B | 62 | MKR | Maker |
| 4 |  |
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+20% | 1.37 | 1.37B | 64 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 5 |  |
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+2% | 4.55 | 1.78B | 50 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 6 |  |
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+2% | 93% | 0.02 | 1.89B | 51 | VET | VeChain |
| 7 |  |
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-1% | 0.05 | 2.44B | 9847 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 8 |  |
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-1% | 75% | 0.05 | 2.44B | 49 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 9 |  |
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0.09 | 2.58B | 39 | CRO | Cronos | ||
| 10 |  |
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+1% | 162.97 | 3.01B | 29 | XMR | Monero | |
| 11 |  |
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+6% | 0.34 | 3.41B | 78 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 12 |  |
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+9% | 54% | 0.63 | 3.94B | 42 | MNT | Mantle |
| 13 |  |
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+3% | 7.84 | 4.11B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 14 |  |
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+5% | 70% | 20.13 | 4.24B | 28 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 15 |  |
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+2% | 75048.3 | 4.9B | 9766 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 16 |  |
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+1% | 59% | 0.1 | 4.9B | 31 | XLM | Stellar |
| 17 |  |
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+2% | 4.19 | 5.11B | 22 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 18 |  |
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1 | 5.37B | 20 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 19 |  |
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+9% | 0.57 | 5.7B | 40 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 20 |  |
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+2% | 89% | 71.05 | 5.97B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 21 |  |
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6.06 | 5.97B | 18 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 22 |  |
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+1% | 4.1 | 6.22B | 17 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 23 |  |
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+8% | 29% | 1.62 | 6.96B | 46 | OP | Optimism |
| 24 |  |
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+4% | 3.74 | 7.32B | 41 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 25 |  |
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+2% | 94% | 376.97 | 7.92B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 26 |  |
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+1% | 8.94 | 8.94B | 19 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+4% | 9.62 | 10.8B | 23 | APT | Aptos | |
| 28 |  |
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+2% | 74964.5 | 11B | 9761 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin |
The crypto market is like a high-stakes poker game played by monkeys on typewriters. Sure, there are some winners, but mostly it’s just a lot of chaos and bananas being thrown around. So, buckle up, buttercup, because this ride is just getting started. And remember, if you lose all your money, at least you’ll have a good story to tell… assuming you can remember it through the tears.