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2024-11-07 Crypto Bloodbath: Did Bitcoin Just Get Rug-Pulled?

Hold onto your hats, folks, because the crypto rollercoaster is on a wild ride! Bitcoin's flirting with new highs while the altcoins are playing catch-up (or catch-down, depending on who you ask).

  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $74904.62: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin, always the drama queen. Hitting new all-time highs while the world burns. Talk about a hedge against inflation (or maybe just a hedge against sanity).
  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $12.3: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • LINK’s been quietly building its empire while everyone else is busy YOLOing on meme coins. Smart move, LINK. Smart move. The oracles have spoken, and they’re bullish.
  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.19: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Dogecoin, the OG meme coin. Still kicking, still barking, but not exactly biting. Elon, where you at? This pup needs a walk.
  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $2822.36: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ethereum’s the responsible older sibling of Bitcoin. Always trying to innovate, always trying to stay relevant. Maybe one day it’ll even flip BTC (but let’s be real, that’s like waiting for the Jets to win the Super Bowl).
  • SOL (Solana)
    • $188.12: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Solana, the speed demon of the crypto world. Fast, efficient, and sometimes a little buggy (like that sports car your uncle keeps promising to fix up).

So, the Donald’s back in the Oval Office (allegedly), and the markets are throwing a party like it’s 1999. Bitcoin’s up, the Dow’s doing the jitterbug, and private prison stocks are mooning. Dystopian much? Anyway, what’s a crypto analyst to do but strap in and enjoy the ride? Oh, and LINK is pumping, which is nice.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +1% 94% 74904.6 1.57T 1 BTC Bitcoin
1 +8% 2822.36 340B 2 ETH Ethereum
2 1 123B 3 USDT Tether USDt
3 +2% 188.12 111B 4 SOL Solana
4 +1% 596.47 86B 5 BNB BNB
5 +3% 56% 0.56 55.7B 7 XRP XRP
6 1 36.7B 6 USDC USDC
7 -4% 0.19 28.1B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
8 +8% 2820.57 27.5B 9757 stETH Lido Staked ETH
9 4.82 24.7B 11 TON Toncoin
10 +2% 77% 0.37 16.6B 10 ADA Cardano
11 0.16 14.1B 9758 WTRX Wrapped TRON
12 -1% 0.16 13.9B 9 TRX TRON
13 +4% 12.3 12.3B 14 LINK Chainlink
14 +3% 56% 26.96 19.3B 13 AVAX Avalanche
15 +2% 39.9 12B 36 OKB OKB
16 0 11B 12 SHIB Shiba Inu
17 +1% 74837.1 11B 9760 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
18 +3% 9.56 10.7B 23 APT Aptos
19 +1% 8.95 8.95B 19 UNI Uniswap
20 94% 374.5 7.86B 15 BCH Bitcoin Cash
21 +2% 3.73 7.3B 41 FIL Filecoin
22 +7% 29% 1.62 6.97B 45 OP Optimism
23 4.09 6.2B 17 DOT Polkadot
24 6.06 5.97B 18 LEO UNUS SED LEO
25 +1% 89% 70.64 5.93B 21 LTC Litecoin
26 +7% 0.57 5.67B 40 ARB Arbitrum
27 1 5.36B 20 DAI Dai
28 4.15 5.06B 22 NEAR NEAR Protocol

Well, that was a rollercoaster. The crypto market’s as unpredictable as ever, but hey, that’s why we love it (or at least why we pretend to). So buckle up, buttercup, because the next bull run might just send us to the moon (or at least to the nearest McDonald’s for a McFlurry).

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