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2024-11-07 Crypto Bloodbath: Did the Market Get a Trump Bump?

It's like the crypto market had a bad case of the Mondays after partying with Trump's election win...or maybe it's just the usual roller coaster?

  • RBTC (Rootstock Smart Bitcoin)
    • $74607.04: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • RBTC, the Bitcoin’s smart cousin, is showing off some serious muscle. With a 5% pump in 24 hours and a price tag that looks like a phone number, it’s clearly not playing games. Move over, Bitcoin, there’s a new sheriff in town…or at least a deputy with a really big hat!
  • BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
    • $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • This one’s riding the coattails of its more famous parent and somehow hanging on with a 15% surge. Is this a pump-and-dump scheme or a sign that BabyDoge is about to become the next big thing? Place your bets, folks!

Hold on to your hats, folks! Private prisons stocks are mooning after 47’s election win, so much that poor people anxiety has reached new highs, but hey, at least the rich are getting richer! Meanwhile, the crypto market is throwing a tantrum. Euro took a 2% nosedive on tariff fears. Maybe it is the Trump Bump hitting Bitcoin with a new ATH of $75K? Is this a bull trap or the start of the next crypto gold rush? Nobody knows for sure, because the only thing predictable about crypto is its unpredictability. Kadena (KDA), our beloved underdog, is showing signs of life with solid gains…or maybe it’s just a dead cat bounce. KDA along with other picks for today are detailed in our highlights sections!


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +5% 74607 1.57T 9796 RBTC Rootstock Smart Bitcoin
1 +13% 2961.96 4.66B 9760 WBETH Wrapped Beacon ETH
2 +10% 89% 1.42 3.87B 27 FET Artificial Superintelligence Alliance
3 +26% 4.19 2.32B 67 RAY Raydium
4 +24% 22% 2.16 2.16B 133 ARKM Arkham
5 +15% 0 2.12B 52 BONK Bonk
6 +9% 43% 0.93 1.96B 82 CORE Core
7 +5% 8% 1.73 1.73B 297 MRS Metars Genesis
8 -3% 1.04 1.71B 541 MCT Metacraft
9 1% 1.58 1.58B 913 DFG Defigram
10 -4% 15.67 1.57B 4860 VERI Veritaseum
11 +7% 1.44 1.44B 127 RON Ronin
12 +13% 1.41 1.41B 103 SUPER SuperVerse
13 +18% 5.3 1.37B 81 PENDLE Pendle
14 +7% 1.45 1.29B 62 OM MANTRA
15 0.12 1.23B 1408 CBG Chainbing
16 +19% 98% 0.02 1.1B 68 JASMY JasmyCoin
17 +9% 233.67 1.03B 9768 MSOL Marinade Staked SOL
18 +11% 0.78 911M 110 AXL Axelar
19 +5% 8% 0.9 904M 461 COL Clash of Lilliput
20 +9% 38% 0.41 818M 163 ID SPACE ID
21 +8% 8.41 812M 134 DEXE DeXe
22 +11% 100% 35.93 755M 93 ORDI ORDI
23 +12% 52% 0.01 686M 153 RSR Reserve Rights
24 +11% 0.01 629M 115 CKB Nervos Network
25 +10% 29% 0.56 558M 280 KDA Kadena
26 +18% 0.49 554M 121 AIOZ AIOZ Network
27 +7% 0.18 528M 266 AGI Delysium
28 +15% 78% 0 509M 144 BabyDoge Baby Doge Coin

So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is basically that wild party where everyone shows up, makes bad decisions, and regrets everything the next morning. Stay tuned for tomorrow’s episode, where we’ll find out who made it to the bathroom and who woke up on the lawn. Remember: if you’re not early, you’re late. But if you’re too early, you’re just a pioneer who got lost in the woods.

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