- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.19: ⭐⭐⭐
- Down 3%? Such wow, much sad. Is this the end of the Dogefather’s reign? Guess those diamond hands weren’t so sparkly after all. Better luck next meme, degens.
- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $74953.45: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin’s to the moon, Alice! $75k? Trump, inflation, the apocalypse… it all just fuels the rocket. Next stop $100k? Maybe. Next stop Mars? Probably. Don’t forget your spacesuit, regards.
- SOL (Solana)
- $188.38: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Solana’s up 2%. Small potatoes compared to Bitcoin’s moon shot. Remember when this was the Ethereum killer? Those were good times. Now, it’s more like the Ethereum houseplant. Still alive, mostly.
- UNI (Uniswap)
- $8.92: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Uniswap, the token powering the decentralized exchange, is up 12% over the week despite the 2% dip. Is it the Trump bump? Or are degens still trying to swap their losses away?
- BCH (Bitcoin Cash)
- $376.44: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Up 1%? Congrats, grandpa. Time to dust off those hard forks and relive the glory days. The ‘Bitcoin killer’ that’s more like Bitcoin’s annoying cousin twice removed who comes to holiday parties.
Bitcoin hits a new all-time high of $75K while altcoins bleed redder than a beet farm in a horror movie. Private prisons? Booming! Is this the dystopian future sci-fi movies warned us about? Dogecoin drools, down 3% while Bitcoin parties like it’s 2021. Is the market signaling the apocalypse, or just a Trump bump? Who knew fiscal policy was more volatile than a Shiba Inu on a sugar rush?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.19 | 28.1B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-2% | 8.92 | 8.92B | 20 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-2% | 75% | 0.05 | 2.43B | 49 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 3 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.05 | 2.43B | 9849 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.16 | 13.9B | 9 | TRX | TRON | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.09 | 2.57B | 40 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 6 |  |
 |
0.16 | 14.1B | 9761 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
0 | 11.1B | 12 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
4.07 | 6.17B | 17 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
1 | 5.36B | 19 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
1 | 123B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
1 | 36.7B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
0.99 | 493M | 131 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
1 | 68.3M | 479 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 14 |  |
 |
6.07 | 5.98B | 18 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
4.17 | 5.08B | 22 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
+1% | 93% | 0.02 | 1.88B | 51 | VET | VeChain |
| 17 |  |
 |
+1% | 94% | 376.44 | 7.91B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 18 |  |
 |
+1% | 4.52 | 1.77B | 50 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+1% | 162.56 | 3B | 28 | XMR | Monero | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+1% | 59% | 0.1 | 4.9B | 31 | XLM | Stellar |
| 21 |  |
 |
+1% | 94% | 74953.4 | 1.57T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 22 |  |
 |
+1% | 74921.8 | 11B | 9763 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 23 |  |
 |
+1% | 81% | 62.42 | 929M | 90 | QNT | Quant |
| 24 |  |
 |
+1% | 89% | 70.81 | 5.95B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 25 |  |
 |
+1% | 75029.1 | 4.9B | 9768 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+1% | 7.74 | 4.06B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+2% | 188.38 | 111B | 4 | SOL | Solana | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+2% | 4.85 | 24.8B | 11 | TON | Toncoin |
The crypto market today is like a middle school dance: Bitcoin’s slow-dancing with the moon, while the altcoins awkwardly shuffle in the corner, waiting for their chance to shine. Some, like Uniswap, had a good week, but the overall mood is as red as Trump’s MAGA hat. Will the bull run continue, or is this just the calm before the dump? Place your bets, folks. It’s gonna be a wild ride. Don’t forget your barf bags.