- STRAX (Stratis [Old])
- $0.05: ⭐⭐⭐
- Stratis [Old]? More like Stratis [Moldy]. This coin is clinging to life like a desperate reality TV star. 4% pump in 24 hours? Honey, that’s not a pump, it’s a death rattle. Still, points for resilience…or maybe just stubbornness?
- PLAY (Play Token)
- $0.0: ⭐
- Play Token? Please. This coin’s price makes me want to play dead. Zero change in 24 hours? This coin is flatter than a pancake on a treadmill. But hey, at least you can play pretend you’re a crypto millionaire with a market cap under $100k! 🤣
- DIONE (Dione Protocol)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐
- Dione Protocol. Sounds fancy, but this coin’s value is more ’economy class’ than ‘private jet.’ 24% gain? Congrats, you’re officially up…a fraction of a cent. Still, at least the name reminds me of a Greek goddess, which is way more exciting than looking at its price chart.
- QOM (Shiba Predator)
- $0.0: ⭐
- Shiba Predator? More like Shiba Pretender. This coin’s price suggests it’s less of a predator and more of a flea. 8% gain on a price that requires a microscope to see? You’re not fooling anyone, buddy.
- REP (Augur)
- $0.28: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Augur? I augur this coin’s chances of mooning are about as high as my grandma winning a twerking contest. Still, 1% up in 24 hours… progress? Maybe? Hey, gotta celebrate the small victories, right?
Trump’s triumph and whispers of trade wars have the Euro dropping faster than my grandma’s dentures in a soup kitchen. But hold on to your Dogecoin, folks, because today we’re diving into another market anomaly: coins so cheap, they make a Happy Meal look like a Michelin-star dinner. Buckle up, buttercup, this is gonna be a bumpy ride!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+4% | 0.05 | 0 | 4399 | STRAX | Stratis [Old] | |
| 1 |  |
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0 | 73.2K | 2534 | PLAY | Play Token | ||
| 2 |  |
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+3% | 79% | 0 | 235K | 2320 | DAWN | Dawn Protocol |
| 3 |  |
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+13% | 0 | 194K | 2313 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 4 |  |
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+44% | 0 | 216K | 2290 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 5 |  |
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99% | 0 | 285K | 2231 | MARO | Maro | |
| 6 |  |
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-9% | 0.01 | 381K | 2158 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 7 |  |
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+3% | 0 | 431K | 2098 | DREP | Drep [new] | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+26% | 88% | 0 | 604K | 2032 | YLD | Yield App |
| 9 |  |
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+9% | 58% | 0 | 699K | 2123 | LYRA | Lyra |
| 10 |  |
 |
+264% | 89% | 0.01 | 797K | 1946 | WTC | Waltonchain |
| 11 |  |
 |
+17% | 14% | 0 | 730K | 2438 | PTS | Petals |
| 12 |  |
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+24% | 98% | 0 | 783K | 1926 | DIONE | Dione Protocol |
| 13 |  |
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+5% | 0.01 | 1.06M | 1841 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 14 |  |
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+11% | 97% | 0.01 | 1.24M | 1783 | WAIT | Hourglass |
| 15 |  |
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+2% | 69% | 0 | 1.83M | 1765 | TAMA | Tamadoge |
| 16 |  |
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-11% | 30% | 0.01 | 1.39M | 2112 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 17 |  |
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90% | 0 | 1.47M | 1753 | BWO | Battle World | |
| 18 |  |
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+5% | 87% | 0 | 1.89M | 1691 | DOCK | Dock |
| 19 |  |
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-3% | 99% | 0 | 1.65M | 1697 | OOKI | Ooki Protocol |
| 20 |  |
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+8% | 59% | 0 | 3.12M | 1651 | QOM | Shiba Predator |
| 21 |  |
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0 | 1.98M | 1629 | REV | Revain | ||
| 22 |  |
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-10% | 54% | 0 | 2.29M | 1772 | SSG | SOMESING |
| 23 |  |
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-1% | 0.01 | 2.39M | 1676 | VTS | Veritise | |
| 24 |  |
 |
+1% | 0 | 2.47M | 2055 | THN | Throne | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+4% | 65% | 0 | 2.52M | 1693 | RFOX | RFOX |
| 26 |  |
 |
+3% | 49% | 0 | 2.63M | 1760 | STRM | StreamCoin |
| 27 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.04 | 3.06M | 1505 | FSN | Fusion | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.28 | 3.1M | 1498 | REP | Augur |
So, there you have it, folks. A glimpse into the thrilling world of penny crypto. Is it a bargain bin or a dumpster fire? You decide. Just remember, while the rest of the market is doing the cha-cha, these coins are stuck doing the electric slide… very, very slowly. In the meantime, I’m off to invest in private prison stocks… they seem to be the only thing going up these days. Just kidding…mostly.