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2024-11-07 Cryptos Gone Wild 10M Edition

Buckle up, buttercup! Crypto's doing the cha-cha slide again, and some coins are strutting harder than others. We're talking gains, dips, and enough drama to make a reality TV star blush.

  • WTC (Waltonchain)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Waltonchain - up 261% in 24 hours. Talk about a glow-up! Either this is the next Bitcoin or someone fat-fingered a buy order. Place your bets, folks!
  • SD (Stader)
    • $0.87: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Stader’s playing the slow and steady game, up 72% in 24 hours and 158% over 7 days. Like a reliable tortoise, it might just win the race… or get trampled by a rogue hare. Who knows in this market?
  • RAY (Raydium)
    • $4.61: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Raydium’s shining bright like a diamond, up 25% in 24 hours. Is this the calm before the storm, or is it just basking in the afterglow of an averted Harris presidency? Probably the latter.
  • OPTI (Optimus AI)
    • $0.1: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Optimus AI - more like “Optimistic” AI, with a 36% 24-hour gain. Is it actually intelligent, or just riding the coattails of the bigger players? The jury’s still out.
  • PTS (Petals)
    • $0.0: ⭐⭐
    • Petals: wilting under pressure? Down -75% for the year, this flower needs serious watering. Someone get this coin a therapist… or a bailout.

Hold onto your hats, folks! The crypto-verse is mirroring the election aftermath chaos (yes, that election). Remember those private prison stocks mooning? Well, turns out even Optimus AI (OPTI) is trying to escape the madness with a 37% jump this week. Is AI getting sentient and building its own escape plan? Time will tell.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +261% 89% 0.01 810K 1947 WTC Waltonchain
1 +72% 33% 0.87 105M 664 SD Stader
2 +59% 0.07 65.3M 697 HTR Hathor
3 +59% 98% 0 668K 1973 DIONE Dione Protocol
4 +36% 0.1 9.85M 1098 OPTI Optimus AI
5 +30% 100% 0.02 24.4M 780 ALU Altura
6 +29% 0.53 53.3M 832 STOS Stratos
7 +27% 82% 0 32.1M 760 WAGMIGAMES WAGMI Games
8 +27% 0 200K 2308 RFR Refereum
9 +26% 88% 0 604K 2035 YLD Yield App
10 +26% 64% 0.3 31.6M 838 QRL Quantum Resistant Ledger
11 +25% 14% 0 780K 2433 PTS Petals
12 +25% 76% 0.06 86.1M 489 RDNT Radiant Capital
13 +25% 4.61 2.56B 66 RAY Raydium
14 +25% 0.22 10.8M 1051 VXV Vectorspace AI
15 +24% 1 100M 563 SLND Save
16 +21% 52% 0 3.15M 1689 WOZX Efforce
17 +21% 92.04 51.4M 560 DPI DeFi Pulse Index
18 +20% 96% 0.02 19.9M 851 SQGROW SquidGrow
19 +20% 82% 3.44 37.2M 713 DESO Decentralized Social
20 +18% 86% 0.11 108M 380 0x0 0x0.ai
21 +18% 86% 0.09 125M 351 TRU TrueFi
22 +18% 37% 0.02 32.7M 993 PSP ParaSwap
23 +17% 0.45 112M 396 MOB MobileCoin
24 +16% 0.03 36M 1120 SRM Serum
25 +16% 0.12 61.7M 533 DMTR Dimitra
26 +16% 0 3.58M 1442 COVAL Circuits of Value
27 +15% 80% 0.07 71.4M 529 NYM NYM
28 +15% 0.01 2.44M 1667 VTS Veritise

So, the crypto market’s basically a rollercoaster designed by a committee of toddlers – exciting, unpredictable, and likely to end in tears (or riches). Don’t worry, be happy, or something.

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