- WBETH (Wrapped Beacon ETH)
- $2947.59: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Wrapped Beacon ETH reaching for the stars (or maybe just the moon). High price but seems to attract the big spenders. A portfolio hedge for the affluent – so better stock up before they pump and dump it on you.
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $2.09: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Arkham, Arkham, wherefore art thou, Arkham? At $2.09 and up 4%, could be something there. Or maybe it’s just a pump and dump before the tariffs hit. Either way, buckle up.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.25: ⭐⭐⭐
- With a name like HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu, you know this coin is serious business. Or maybe not. Looks like there is something going on here with this one.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $34.93: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI’s chugging along. $34.93? No biggie. Wait till those Biden tariffs hit. Then we’ll see some fireworks.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Bonk. The name says it all. Down 3%? Shocker! Probably going to zero soon. Sell calls. Make money.
So, the Dow’s doing the cha-cha slide because Trump’s back in the White House? Big whoop. Let’s talk about the real Hunger Games - the crypto market. Private prisons are booming (surprise, surprise). Euro’s down? Maybe they should buy some Bitcoin. Speaking of, remember Bitcoin at $10k? Crickets now, even at $75k. Retail investors, bless their hearts, still chasing polls and YOLOing on presidential elections. I mean, come on folks! Look at these baby cryptos. Some mooning, some tanking. Who will survive? Place your bets!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+4% | 22% | 2.09 | 2.09B | 133 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.07 | 7.58M | 1175 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+7% | 100% | 6.98 | 6.98M | 1190 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
 |
-2% | 50% | 0.23 | 23.4M | 1010 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
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+2% | 29% | 0.37 | 371M | 346 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
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+4% | 63% | 0 | 10.5M | 1217 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
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0 | 78M | 450 | SNEK | Snek | ||
| 7 |  |
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+2% | 99% | 0.25 | 253M | 225 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
 |
+1% | 100% | 34.93 | 734M | 93 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
 |
+7% | 82% | 0 | 71.5M | 517 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
+7% | 2947.59 | 4.78B | 9766 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+1% | 33% | 0.48 | 482M | 276 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 12 |  |
 |
0 | 64.3M | 523 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
-1% | 0 | 71.9K | 2533 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.17 | 507M | 270 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.01 | 75.9M | 481 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+6% | 0.15 | 154M | 899 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+9% | 0.03 | 22.9M | 816 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+22% | 0.1 | 9.62M | 1098 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+3% | 4% | 0 | 36.1M | 1687 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 20 |  |
 |
+10% | 77% | 0.01 | 8.3M | 1231 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 21 |  |
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43% | 0.89 | 1.87B | 84 | CORE | Core | |
| 22 |  |
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+6% | 31% | 0.01 | 122M | 637 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 23 |  |
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-1% | 27% | 0 | 37.2M | 1056 | NEXA | Nexa |
| 24 |  |
 |
+14% | 86% | 0.11 | 107M | 382 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 25 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.01 | 7.81M | 1611 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.01 | 1.05M | 1840 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-3% | 0 | 2.01B | 54 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 28 |  |
 |
57% | 0 | 14.6M | 1134 | RXD | Radiant |
The crypto market? It’s like a reality TV show – full of drama, hype, and questionable decisions. Everyone’s waiting for the next big pump, or the next big dump. It’s exhilarating and terrifying. But hey, that’s showbiz, baby! Remember, DYOR (Do Your Own Research)! img