- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Bonk? More like ‘bankrupt’ if you don’t time this meme coin right. It’s like playing hot potato with a neutron star – exciting, but potentially disastrous. At least the name’s good for a giggle while you watch your portfolio vaporize. It only went up 1% today. Yawn.
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $2.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Arkham, the coin named after Batman’s favorite hangout. Fitting, because trying to predict its next move is as crazy as trying to decipher the Riddler’s clues. Still, a 13% jump is enough to make even the Joker crack a smile.
- RAY (Raydium)
- $4.59: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Raydium is looking bright today with a 21% surge. Is it a supernova or just a flash in the pan? Time will tell, but for now, let’s bask in the glow of its radioactive gains.
Remember private prisons? Turns out they are publicly traded companies, and their stocks are booming after recent political events. Surprising? About as surprising as finding pineapple on pizza. Just another day in the dystopian capitalist hellscape. Meanwhile, our beloved meme coins are doing their usual thing – soaring, plummeting, and occasionally making sense. Today’s 10M crypto report is like a financial Hunger Games, only with less bloodshed and more Lambo dreams. So grab your popcorn, sit back, and watch the chaos unfold. Some are betting big on TSLA and Bitcoin, but others are bailing like rats from a sinking ship. Cathie Wood is apparently not a fan of Musk’s political aspirations, because who needs another billionaire in the government, right? It’s getting harder to tell the difference between the stock market and a WSB thread these days.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.07 | 337M | 158 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 1 |  |
 |
+1% | 0 | 2.07B | 54 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+13% | 22% | 2.14 | 2.14B | 133 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 3 |  |
 |
+3% | 89% | 1.4 | 3.82B | 27 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 4 |  |
 |
+21% | 4.59 | 2.55B | 66 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+9% | 5.27 | 1.36B | 80 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+4% | 100% | 35.55 | 747M | 93 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 7 |  |
 |
+11% | 0.31 | 191M | 248 | SXP | Solar | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+9% | 98% | 0.02 | 1.05B | 70 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 9 |  |
 |
+3% | 78% | 0 | 489M | 147 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.53 | 98.3M | 364 | ARK | Ark | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.01 | 613M | 115 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+25% | 76% | 0.06 | 86.1M | 489 | RDNT | Radiant Capital |
| 13 |  |
 |
0 | 43.3M | 647 | TROY | TROY | ||
| 14 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.72 | 201M | 249 | SUSHI | SushiSwap | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+2% | 1.44 | 1.28B | 64 | OM | MANTRA | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+4% | 43% | 0.91 | 1.91B | 83 | CORE | Core |
| 17 |  |
 |
+5% | 38% | 0.48 | 480M | 251 | YGG | Yield Guild Games |
| 18 |  |
 |
+6% | 0.05 | 93.1M | 469 | ARPA | ARPA | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+13% | 20.64 | 244M | 195 | SSV | ssv.network | |
| 20 |  |
 |
1.07 | 94.1M | 381 | EURC | EURC | ||
| 21 |  |
 |
+4% | 1.36 | 1.36B | 105 | SUPER | SuperVerse | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-3% | 71% | 0.12 | 122M | 404 | RARE | SuperRare |
| 23 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.34 | 404M | 192 | LUNA | Terra | |
| 24 |  |
 |
+3% | 84% | 0.33 | 325M | 178 | ZRX | 0x Protocol |
| 25 |  |
 |
+3% | 18% | 4.47 | 134M | 773 | SANTOS | Santos FC Fan Token |
| 26 |  |
 |
+3% | 49% | 0.02 | 374M | 253 | SUN | Sun [New] |
| 27 |  |
 |
+10% | 79% | 0.04 | 272M | 235 | SKL | SKALE |
| 28 |  |
 |
+4% | 38% | 0.4 | 804M | 163 | ID | SPACE ID |
The crypto market is as predictable as a toddler on a sugar rush. One minute it’s up, the next it’s down, and then it’s throwing a tantrum in the corner. So, invest wisely, my friends, or you might just end up crying over spilled digital milk. Remember, in crypto, a ‘stablecoin’ is about as stable as a Jenga tower built on a rollercoaster. Sweet dreams.