- LINK (Chainlink)
- $12.92: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink, the ever-reliable oracle, is quietly watching the drama unfold, whispering sweet nothings of data integrity into the blockchain’s ear. It’s like the Switzerland of crypto – neutral, stable, and probably hiding some serious gains under its sleeve.
- CRO (Cronos)
- $0.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Cronos is up 43% this week – either it’s discovered the fountain of youth, or it’s just really good at playing dead. Either way, I’m not complaining.
- ADA (Cardano)
- $0.44: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Cardano, the sleeping giant, is finally starting to stir. But at this pace, it might take another decade to wake up fully. Patience, young Padawan.
- SOL (Solana)
- $203.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Solana is like that one friend who always shows up late but makes a grand entrance. With an 8% jump in 24 hours, it’s definitely stealing the spotlight. Just don’t ask about its downtime history.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.20: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin, the meme that keeps on meming, is proving that even a dog can have its day (or at least a week). But let’s be real, it’s more likely to end up in a meme museum than a financial institution.
Word on the street (aka Reddit) is that Trump’s tariff threats could throw a wrench in the Fed’s plans, which might just send the crypto market into a frenzy. Some folks are betting everything on moonshots to save the family farm, while others are wondering if their parents’ retirement plan involves hookers and blow. JPow’s “I’m not f***ing leaving” declaration has some people calling for statues, and others questioning his relationship status. Amidst all this chaos, Chainlink (LINK) seems to be holding steady, like a seasoned pro in a rookie game.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+24% | 0.11 | 3.16B | 32 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 1 |  |
 |
+17% | 77% | 0.44 | 19.6B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 2 |  |
 |
+8% | 203.01 | 119B | 4 | SOL | Solana | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+6% | 0.36 | 3.59B | 78 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+6% | 4.31 | 6.54B | 17 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+5% | 12.92 | 12.9B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+4% | 75% | 0.05 | 2.54B | 48 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 7 |  |
 |
+4% | 56% | 27.96 | 20B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 8 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.05 | 2.52B | 9857 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+3% | 59% | 0.1 | 5.08B | 28 | XLM | Stellar |
| 10 |  |
 |
+3% | 2919.33 | 352B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+3% | 2914.88 | 28.5B | 9766 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+3% | 87% | 1466.21 | 1.47B | 62 | MKR | Maker |
| 13 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.2 | 28.9B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+2% | 54% | 0.65 | 4.07B | 42 | MNT | Mantle |
| 15 |  |
 |
+1% | 4.23 | 5.16B | 22 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+1% | 0 | 11.2B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+1% | 94% | 76160.2 | 1.6T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 18 |  |
 |
+1% | 70% | 20.24 | 4.26B | 29 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 19 |  |
 |
+1% | 76011 | 11.2B | 9769 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+1% | 76027.2 | 4.96B | 9775 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+1% | 4.55 | 1.78B | 50 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+1% | 89% | 71.44 | 6B | 19 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 23 |  |
 |
+1% | 93% | 0.02 | 1.9B | 51 | VET | VeChain |
| 24 |  |
 |
598.53 | 86.2B | 5 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
0.16 | 14B | 10 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
4.89 | 25B | 11 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
163.72 | 3.02B | 30 | XMR | Monero | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
1 | 495M | 133 | TUSD | TrueUSD |
The crypto market is a wild ride, folks. It’s like a reality TV show where the contestants are volatile assets and the prize is… well, nobody really knows. But hey, at least it’s entertaining. So grab your popcorn, place your bets (or don’t, because this is not financial advice), and watch the chaos unfold. Just remember, don’t invest your life savings in meme coins, unless you’re really into losing money and becoming a cautionary tale.