- KDA (Kadena)
- $0.55: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- KDA: Still here, still building. Like that reliable friend who never ditches you for a multi-level marketing scheme. Unlike Trump, KDA understands the value of stability - not like JPow, though, who’s more like the guy who insists on DJing every party even though nobody asked him to.
- RBTC (Rootstock Smart Bitcoin)
- $75265.75: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- RBTC is making moves like a WallStreetBets YOLO on steroids. It’s either genius or madness. Or maybe a bit of both. Either way, this coin is playing a high-stakes game, and I’m here for the drama.
- WBETH (Wrapped Beacon ETH)
- $3074.41: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Wrapped Beacon ETH: Because apparently, regular ETH wasn’t confusing enough. Seriously, though, this coin’s steady climb is giving me flashbacks to the early days of Bitcoin. Could this be the next big thing? Or just another pump-and-dump waiting to happen? Place your bets, folks.
- FET (Artificial Superintelligence Alliance)
- $1.42: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Artificial Superintelligence Alliance? Really? That sounds like something out of a cheesy sci-fi movie. But hey, at least it’s more entertaining than watching paint dry. This coin’s price action is as predictable as a Trump meltdown. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
- RAY (Raydium)
- $4.77: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Raydium: Like a shooting star, it briefly blinded us with its brilliance before fading back into the cosmic soup. Will it shine again? Who knows. But hey, at least it’s not boring, unlike some of these other ‘stablecoins.’
While Trump threatens to set the financial world ablaze with tariffs and questionable economic policies (again!), the crypto market seems to be having its own little party. Kadena (KDA), our resident crypto workhorse, is chugging along, proving that sometimes, steady progress is more rewarding than a Trumpian tweetstorm. But let’s be real, some of these coins are making me question the sanity of the entire financial system.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
75265.8 | 1.58T | 9805 | RBTC | Rootstock Smart Bitcoin | ||
| 1 |  |
 |
+3% | 3074.41 | 4.99B | 9767 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | |
| 2 |  |
 |
89% | 1.42 | 3.86B | 27 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+13% | 4.77 | 2.65B | 62 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+4% | 22% | 2.25 | 2.25B | 130 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 5 |  |
 |
-1% | 0 | 2.1B | 53 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-3% | 43% | 0.9 | 1.88B | 86 | CORE | Core |
| 7 |  |
 |
8% | 1.75 | 1.75B | 298 | MRS | Metars Genesis | |
| 8 |  |
 |
1.04 | 1.71B | 545 | MCT | Metacraft | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
+3% | 16.24 | 1.62B | 6577 | VERI | Veritaseum | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+2% | 1% | 1.61 | 1.61B | 906 | DFG | Defigram |
| 11 |  |
 |
1.45 | 1.45B | 126 | RON | Ronin | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
+4% | 5.54 | 1.43B | 78 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-2% | 1.37 | 1.37B | 107 | SUPER | SuperVerse | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-3% | 1.4 | 1.25B | 66 | OM | MANTRA | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.12 | 1.24B | 1409 | CBG | Chainbing | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+4% | 244.2 | 1.08B | 9776 | MSOL | Marinade Staked SOL | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-4% | 98% | 0.02 | 1.05B | 70 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 18 |  |
 |
8% | 0.91 | 912M | 463 | COL | Clash of Lilliput | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.73 | 862M | 113 | AXL | Axelar | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+1% | 38% | 0.42 | 832M | 162 | ID | SPACE ID |
| 21 |  |
 |
8.44 | 815M | 134 | DEXE | DeXe | ||
| 22 |  |
 |
100% | 35.63 | 748M | 92 | ORDI | ORDI | |
| 23 |  |
 |
+8% | 52% | 0.01 | 747M | 144 | RSR | Reserve Rights |
| 24 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.01 | 603M | 116 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.51 | 580M | 119 | AIOZ | AIOZ Network | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-2% | 29% | 0.55 | 545M | 288 | KDA | Kadena |
| 27 |  |
 |
0.18 | 530M | 269 | AGI | Delysium | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
-2% | 78% | 0 | 497M | 145 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin |
So, the crypto market is…interesting. It’s like a reality TV show where the contestants are volatile digital assets and the prize is a Lambo. Some are playing the long game, others are just trying to survive the next episode. As for me? I’m just here for the popcorn. And maybe a little KDA, because who doesn’t love a reliable workhorse? Just don’t tell Trump, he’ll probably try to slap a tariff on it.