- SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- SONM (BEP-20) is up 149%! The only thing more volatile than this coin is my grandma’s blood sugar after a dessert buffet. Is this the moonshot those Reddit farmers are banking on? Time will tell.
- STRM (StreamCoin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- A 24% gain for StreamCoin? Not bad. Still, this coin’s name reminds me of a distant cousin of Bitcoin. It’s like trying to find a decent rom-com on Netflix—you know they’re out there, but they’re buried under a mountain of mediocrity.
- RFR (Refereum)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Down 33%? Ouch. Refereum is having a rougher day than a vegan at a Texas barbecue. Someone build a statue—of its plummeting price chart.
- STRAX (Stratis [Old])
- $0.05: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Stratis [Old] gained a whopping 1%. That’s about as exciting as watching paint dry, or listening to someone explain their cryptocurrency investment strategy. At least it’s not negative, right?
- HSF (Hillstone Finance)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐
- Hillstone Finance took a 28% nosedive. This coin is sinking faster than my hopes of understanding quantum physics. Maybe it should change its name to Millstone Finance?
JPow might not be leaving his post, but some of these coins look like they’re about to leave the atmosphere—in opposite directions. While Trump’s potential tariff tantrum looms large, crypto continues its chaotic cabaret, making JPow’s fight against inflation look like a playground scuffle. With cries of “YOLO” echoing from Reddit, it seems some folks are betting the farm on moonshots. Will their gambles pay off, or will they be left with nothing but digital tumbleweeds?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+1% | 0.05 | 0 | 4562 | STRAX | Stratis [Old] | |
| 1 |  |
 |
0 | 73.4K | 2533 | PLAY | Play Token | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
-33% | 0 | 143K | 2377 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 3 |  |
 |
79% | 0 | 236K | 2318 | DAWN | Dawn Protocol | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-4% | 99% | 0 | 272K | 2247 | MARO | Maro |
| 5 |  |
 |
-1% | 0 | 425K | 2109 | DREP | Drep [new] | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+12% | 0.01 | 427K | 2127 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+149% | 0 | 483K | 2066 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-20% | 14% | 0 | 580K | 2491 | PTS | Petals |
| 9 |  |
 |
88% | 0 | 604K | 2039 | YLD | Yield App | |
| 10 |  |
 |
58% | 0 | 698K | 2132 | LYRA | Lyra | |
| 11 |  |
 |
89% | 0.01 | 800K | 1951 | WTC | Waltonchain | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-28% | 30% | 0.01 | 989K | 2223 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 13 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.01 | 1.02M | 1857 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-1% | 69% | 0 | 1.8M | 1775 | TAMA | Tamadoge |
| 15 |  |
 |
+6% | 97% | 0.01 | 1.31M | 1771 | WAIT | Hourglass |
| 16 |  |
 |
-2% | 90% | 0 | 1.43M | 1766 | BWO | Battle World |
| 17 |  |
 |
-1% | 87% | 0 | 1.87M | 1696 | DOCK | Dock |
| 18 |  |
 |
+1% | 99% | 0 | 1.67M | 1692 | OOKI | Ooki Protocol |
| 19 |  |
 |
0 | 1.98M | 1640 | REV | Revain | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
+11% | 59% | 0 | 3.49M | 1631 | QOM | Shiba Predator |
| 21 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.01 | 2.24M | 1695 | VTS | Veritise | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+2% | 54% | 0 | 2.35M | 1774 | SSG | SOMESING |
| 23 |  |
 |
0 | 2.48M | 2061 | THN | Throne | ||
| 24 |  |
 |
+4% | 65% | 0 | 2.64M | 1679 | RFOX | RFOX |
| 25 |  |
 |
0.04 | 3.06M | 1507 | FSN | Fusion | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
52% | 0 | 3.15M | 1691 | WOZX | Efforce | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-4% | 100% | 0 | 3.2M | 1491 | TABOO | TABOO TOKEN |
| 28 |  |
 |
+24% | 49% | 0 | 3.28M | 1704 | STRM | StreamCoin |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market, a land of opportunity, despair, and enough meme-worthy moments to fill a season of reality TV. Will it make you rich? Will it leave you penniless? Who knows? Tune in next week for another episode of ‘As the Crypto Turns.’