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2024-11-08: Cryptos Hunger Games 10M Edition

It's a crypto bloodbath out there, folks. But hey, at least some of these names are good for a chuckle.

  • ARKM (Arkham)
    • $2.29: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Up 9%? Someone tell JPow to stop printing money! It’s making this coin look almost respectable. Almost. Still wouldn’t bet the family farm on it.
  • BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
    • $0.26: ⭐⭐⭐
    • This name is longer than my thesis on why pineapple belongs on pizza. And the price? Let’s just say it needs more magic than Harry Potter and less speed than Sonic. With the fully diluted market cap, you’d think this coin could print more zeroes…after the decimal point.
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $35.69: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Look at ORDI flexing those gains like JPow refusing to resign. This coin actually seems legit. Too bad it costs more than a YOLO bet on 0DTE SPY calls. It must be doing better than my attempts to save my family farm with shitcoins.
  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.0: ⭐
    • With a name like Bonk, you’d think it’d at least be good for a pump and dump. Nope. This coin is about as exciting as watching paint dry. It has a big fully diluted market cap so we must be early.
  • 0x0 (0x0.ai)
    • $0.13: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Up 22%? Is this a glitch in the matrix or some actual AI sorcery? With these meme stock gains, it’s doing a better job than most of WSB. At least they’re finally up to 0x0.something.

Trump’s back, and he’s about to make the Fed’s job harder than trying to find a Bitcoin at a garage sale. This could be good news or bad news for our baby cryptos. Maybe Bitcoin (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu) will finally live up to its ridiculous name and pull off some magic.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +9% 22% 2.29 2.29B 127 ARKM Arkham
1 -2% 0.07 7.43M 1182 BRICK r/FortNiteBR Bricks
2 +2% 100% 7.13 7.13M 1193 UNIBOT UniBot
3 50% 0.24 23.5M 1017 STT Statter Network
4 +1% 29% 0.38 377M 346 NTRN Neutron
5 +5% 63% 0 11.1M 1204 BAD Bad Idea AI
6 +8% 0 84.8M 431 SNEK Snek
7 +3% 99% 0.26 262M 227 BITCOIN HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20)
8 +2% 100% 35.69 749M 92 ORDI ORDI
9 -7% 82% 0 65.9M 544 LADYS Milady Meme Coin
10 +3% 3062.89 4.97B 9768 WBETH Wrapped Beacon ETH
11 +1% 33% 0.49 489M 283 EDU Open Campus
12 +2% 0 65.8M 523 AIDOGE ArbDoge AI
13 +2% 0 73.4K 2534 PLAY Play Token
14 +2% 0.17 522M 272 AGI Delysium
15 +5% 0.01 80.4M 474 SDEX SmarDex
16 0.15 153M 902 UNS UNS TOKEN
17 -7% 0.02 21.2M 848 NXRA Nexera
18 +13% 0.11 10.9M 1065 OPTI Optimus AI
19 -1% 4% 0 35.7M 1704 HVH HAVAH
20 -3% 77% 0.01 8.02M 1248 IMGNAI imgnAI
21 43% 0.89 1.87B 86 CORE Core
22 -5% 31% 0.01 115M 660 GFAL Games for a Living
23 -5% 27% 0 35.3M 1084 NEXA Nexa
24 +22% 86% 0.13 131M 343 0x0 0x0.ai
25 -2% 0.01 7.59M 1630 TOMI tomi
26 -1% 0.01 1.03M 1855 GRV Grove Coin
27 +3% 0 2.07B 53 BONK Bonk
28 +5% 57% 0 15.4M 1120 RXD Radiant

So, the crypto market? It’s like a rollercoaster designed by a toddler. Up, down, sideways, and occasionally puking your gains everywhere. But hey, at least it’s not boring. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go try and convince my parents to let me keep the farm by promising them I’ll turn it into a crypto mining haven. Wish me luck.

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