- ARKM (Arkham)
- $2.25: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Up only? Maybe. Also, possibly connected to Palantir? My spidey senses are tingling…🕵️♂️
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.28: ⭐⭐
- The name alone screams “future of finance.” Definitely not a rug pull waiting to happen. Nope. Not at all. (Please send help, my portfolio is down 99%).
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $42.45: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI’s doing its thing, proving that not all meme coins are created equal. Still, remember to sell before the grandmas get in. You know, the top signal.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐
- BONK! Going up? Down? Sideways? Who knows! It’s a rollercoaster, baby. Hold on tight (or just sell now, probably).
- UNIBOT (UniBot)
- $9.19: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- UniBot is having its moment. Will it last? Shorter than your average attention span, probably. But hey, a quick pump is still a pump, right?
Remember those WSB degens bragging about finally turning a profit? $115! Yeah, well, some of these baby cryptos are making MOVES. Not always in the right direction, but hey, who needs financial stability when you’ve got HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu? BTC hit $80k today, but our sources say it’s all because some guy just deposited money to stack sats. True story.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
22% | 2.25 | 2.25B | 132 | ARKM | Arkham | |
| 1 |  |
 |
0.07 | 7.3M | 1222 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
+4% | 100% | 9.19 | 9.19M | 1122 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
 |
-13% | 50% | 0.18 | 17.6M | 1141 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
 |
29% | 0.42 | 421M | 343 | NTRN | Neutron | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+9% | 63% | 0 | 13.1M | 1176 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
 |
0 | 125M | 350 | SNEK | Snek | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
+5% | 99% | 0.28 | 277M | 232 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
 |
+7% | 100% | 42.45 | 892M | 86 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
 |
+8% | 82% | 0 | 71.9M | 544 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
-1% | 3311.73 | 5.37B | 9772 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | |
| 11 |  |
 |
33% | 0.52 | 522M | 288 | EDU | Open Campus | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+4% | 0 | 75.5M | 503 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-8% | 0 | 60.2K | 2561 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 14 |  |
 |
0.19 | 564M | 276 | AGI | Delysium | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.01 | 107M | 415 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 16 |  |
 |
0.15 | 153M | 934 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
+48% | 0.04 | 34.4M | 724 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 18 |  |
 |
0.11 | 10.9M | 1085 | OPTI | Optimus AI | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
-2% | 4% | 0 | 34.5M | 1735 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 20 |  |
 |
-1% | 77% | 0.01 | 8.13M | 1273 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 21 |  |
 |
+4% | 43% | 1.01 | 2.11B | 82 | CORE | Core |
| 22 |  |
 |
-6% | 31% | 0.01 | 109M | 708 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 23 |  |
 |
+20% | 27% | 0 | 45.3M | 1026 | NEXA | Nexa |
| 24 |  |
 |
-10% | 86% | 0.16 | 164M | 322 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 25 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.02 | 9.06M | 1592 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 26 |  |
 |
0.01 | 1.07M | 1852 | GRV | Grove Coin | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
+10% | 0 | 2.34B | 52 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+2% | 57% | 0 | 16.5M | 1115 | RXD | Radiant |
So, the crypto market, eh? Stable as a Jenga tower built by toddlers. Still, it’s entertaining. Grab your popcorn, place your bets, and remember: the house always wins (unless you’re the house, in which case, congratulations on the yacht). Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go cry in my Lambo (which I definitely own. In my dreams).