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2024-11-11: Bulls Gone Wild Cryptos Craziest Day Yet?

Hold onto your hats, folks! Crypto's having a YOLO moment, and some coins are mooning like there's no gravity. Is this the rocket to riches or the stairway to zero? Dive in and find out!

  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $44.89: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • ORDI, the darling of crypto grandpas everywhere, popped 16% today. If only they knew about crypto.cum, things could get really wild. (Insert obligatory ‘wash your balls’ joke here).
  • TRB (Tellor)
    • $87.89: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Tellor’s up 54% in 24 hours. Someone must have told them a really good joke. Or maybe they’re just riding Bitcoin’s coattails. Who knows? Crypto’s a wild ride, baby!
  • SNT (Status)
    • $0.04: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Status is giving some serious ‘I’m not dead yet’ vibes with a 49% jump. Are they the next Bitcoin? Probably not. But hey, stranger things have happened in crypto.
  • GF (GuildFi)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • GuildFi? More like ‘Guild-Buy-High-Sell-Low’, amirite? Up 65% in 24 hours. This is either a genius move or a total disaster. Place your bets, folks!
  • ELON (Dogelon Mars)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Dogelon Mars. Seriously? That’s the name? Up 32% today, because of course it is. This is why we can’t have nice things.

Bitcoin just hit $80,000! Grandpas are storming the banks, demanding Bitcoin like it’s the early bird special. Remember that guy who made $115 after 6 years? He’s probably feeling like a genius right now. Meanwhile, some coins on this list are pumping like they’re auditioning for a crypto-themed Magic Mike show.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +65% 2% 0.01 9.43M 2247 GF GuildFi
1 +54% 87.89 237M 247 TRB Tellor
2 +49% 0.04 270M 310 SNT Status
3 +42% 0.04 32.5M 751 NXRA Nexera
4 +34% 0 45.7M 621 KISHU Kishu Inu
5 +32% 0 232M 342 ELON Dogelon Mars
6 +30% 66% 0.04 42.3M 773 GOG Guild of Guardians
7 +30% 0 37.2M 678 FUN FUNToken
8 +29% 1.39 139M 503 SLND Save
9 +28% 47% 0 393M 283 VVS VVS Finance
10 +28% 30% 0.01 942K 2238 HSF Hillstone Finance
11 +27% 0.55 554M 226 TRIBE Tribe
12 +26% 0.07 8.85M 1591 FUND Unification
13 +24% 80% 0.19 35.4M 771 ALPACA Alpaca Finance
14 +24% 0.03 65.4M 562 META Metadium
15 +24% 0.01 7.02M 1239 TSUKA Dejitaru Tsuka
16 +23% 27% 0 45M 1030 NEXA Nexa
17 +23% 63% 0 14.6M 1127 BAD Bad Idea AI
18 +20% 2.05 88.7M 436 ANT Aragon
19 +19% 76% 0.02 19.2M 971 XWC WhiteCoin
20 +19% 90% 0 1.53M 1773 BWO Battle World
21 +18% 0 3.56M 1474 COVAL Circuits of Value
22 +17% 91% 0 215M 269 TEL Telcoin
23 +16% 0.04 39.4M 663 FCT FirmaChain
24 +16% 0.11 30.8M 921 NWC Numerico
25 +16% 0.07 8.19M 1182 SOUL Phantasma
26 +16% 100% 44.89 943M 84 ORDI ORDI
27 +16% 0.15 12.6M 1111 SDN Shiden Network
28 +15% 0.11 130M 360 BORA BORA

So, there you have it. Crypto’s either about to explode or implode. Maybe both. It’s like a reality TV show where the prize is either a Lambo or a cardboard box. Tune in tomorrow to see who gets voted off the island. Don’t forget to DCA out before the grandpas cash out and the whole market crashes. Just sayin’.

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