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2024-11-11: Bulls Running Wild Cryptos Comedy Hour

Hold onto your hats, folks! The crypto rodeo is back in town, and it's wilder than a Bitcoin conference after an open bar.

  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.29: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Dogecoin: Up 21%?! It’s the Honey Boo Boo of crypto – inexplicably popular. Much wow, such green.
  • CRO (Cronos)
    • $0.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Cronos, up 15%? Not bad, but still playing second fiddle to its meme-lord cousin, Dogecoin. Get in line, Cronos.
  • SHIB (Shiba Inu)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Shiba Inu: Still trying to ride Dogecoin’s coattails. It’s the crypto equivalent of that friend who always tags along, but nobody remembers their name.
  • SOL (Solana)
    • $215.94: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Solana, only up 5%? Must be a slow day in the metaverse. Shake it off, Solana.
  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $82061.34: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin: The OG. Still king, still expensive. Trying to touch $80081.35 like a teenager trying to sneak a peek. Classic.

Grandpas are calling their banks asking about Bitcoin?! It’s like watching toddlers try to operate a smartphone. This FOMO is thicker than Elon Musk’s ego. Meanwhile, Dogecoin is up 21% in 24 hours. To the moon, or maybe just the nearest Denny’s for a Moons Over My Hammy.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +21% 0.29 42.3B 6 DOGE Dogecoin
1 +15% 0.14 4.16B 28 CRO Cronos
2 +12% 0 15.3B 10 SHIB Shiba Inu
3 +10% 5.29 6.45B 18 NEAR NEAR Protocol
4 +5% 215.94 127B 4 SOL Solana
5 +3% 44.65 13.4B 38 OKB OKB
6 +3% 82082.2 5.36B 9784 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
7 +3% 81879 12B 9778 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
8 +3% 94% 82061.3 1.72T 1 BTC Bitcoin
9 +1% 94% 435.97 9.16B 16 BCH Bitcoin Cash
10 +1% 93% 0.03 2.25B 47 VET VeChain
11 +1% 59% 0.11 5.51B 31 XLM Stellar
12 4.22 8.28B 41 FIL Filecoin
13 5.26 2.06B 51 ATOM Cosmos
14 5.13 7.79B 17 DOT Polkadot
15 56% 0.59 58.7B 8 XRP XRP
16 0.41 4.08B 74 MATIC Polygon
17 9.05 4.75B 26 ICP Internet Computer
18 77% 0.59 26.6B 9 ADA Cardano
19 1 496M 134 TUSD TrueUSD
20 1 125B 3 USDT Tether USDt
21 1 68.3M 514 BUSD BUSD
22 1 37B 7 USDC USDC
23 81% 67.3 1B 94 QNT Quant
24 1 5.36B 23 DAI Dai
25 56% 31.83 22.8B 13 AVAX Avalanche
26 0.16 14.4B 9776 WTRX Wrapped TRON
27 89% 76.83 6.45B 19 LTC Litecoin
28 29% 1.65 7.1B 50 OP Optimism

So, the crypto market is basically a sitcom right now. Lots of laughs, some tears, and a whole lot of questionable financial decisions. Tune in next week, when we might all be broke. But hey, at least we’ll have our memes, right?

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