- LINK (Chainlink)
- $13.93: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- LINK, the steady Eddie of this crypto rollercoaster. Down 4%? Please, that’s a Tuesday. This coin’s probably sipping a Mai Tai on a digital beach somewhere, laughing at our losses. Remember, it took one guy 6 years to make $115 in the market. LINK? Probably made that in 6 minutes.
- LDO (Lido DAO)
- $1.25: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- LDO took a bigger hit than a first-time options trader. Down 8%? Ouch. Someone get this coin a hug (or a beanie baby, for those tangible asset enthusiasts).
- MNT (Mantle)
- $0.77: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- MNT, down 4%. Not great, not terrible. Kind of like lukewarm coffee. It exists, but it doesn’t excite you. Unless you’re that guy excited about being up $115 after 6 years, in which case, congrats! You and MNT should hang out.
- TON (Toncoin)
- $5.30: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- TON, sliding down 4% like a penguin on an icy slope. But hey, at least it’s not down 8% like LDO. Small victories, people.
- APT (Aptos)
- $10.80: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- APT, a 3% dip. This coin’s probably thinking, “Is this even a bear market? I’ve seen worse.” Meanwhile, the rest of us are checking our bank accounts to see if we can afford ramen.
Grandpa’s dialing into banks for Bitcoin? While some are yolo-ing into beanie babies (because, you know, tangible assets), Chainlink (LINK) is just chilling, down only 4%. It’s like the one kid in class who studied while everyone else partied. Now, LINK’s looking smug while everyone else panics about their portfolios. Classic LINK.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-8% | 1.25 | 1.25B | 71 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-4% | 54% | 0.77 | 4.81B | 39 | MNT | Mantle |
| 2 |  |
 |
-4% | 5.3 | 27.1B | 12 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 3 |  |
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-4% | 13.93 | 13.9B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 4 |  |
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-3% | 10.8 | 12.2B | 21 | APT | Aptos | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-3% | 87% | 1456.5 | 1.46B | 66 | MKR | Maker |
| 6 |  |
 |
-3% | 8.89 | 8.89B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-3% | 159.38 | 2.94B | 36 | XMR | Monero | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-2% | 29% | 1.64 | 7.04B | 50 | OP | Optimism |
| 9 |  |
 |
-1% | 621.05 | 89.5B | 5 | BNB | BNB | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.63 | 6.25B | 42 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-1% | 56% | 31.43 | 22.5B | 13 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 12 |  |
 |
-1% | 70% | 22.69 | 4.78B | 30 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 13 |  |
 |
8.93 | 4.69B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | ||
| 14 |  |
 |
3165.96 | 31B | 9771 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
6.15 | 6.06B | 20 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
0.06 | 2.75B | 9862 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | ||
| 17 |  |
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77% | 0.58 | 26.2B | 9 | ADA | Cardano | |
| 18 |  |
 |
3173.13 | 382B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
0.16 | 14.2B | 11 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
75% | 0.06 | 2.76B | 47 | HBAR | Hedera | |
| 21 |  |
 |
89% | 76.52 | 6.43B | 19 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 22 |  |
 |
0.16 | 14.4B | 9772 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 23 |  |
 |
56% | 0.58 | 58.2B | 8 | XRP | XRP | |
| 24 |  |
 |
1 | 68.3M | 515 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
1 | 37B | 7 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
1 | 5.37B | 22 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
1 | 125B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
1 | 496M | 134 | TUSD | TrueUSD |
The crypto market today is like a bad Tinder date. Disappointing, but you knew it was coming. So, buckle up, kids. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride. And if all else fails, there’s always crypto.cum (don’t Google that at work).