- YLD (Yield App)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐
- Yield App: More like Yield Nope. Down 56% in 24 hours? Ouch. Someone call a doctor, because this coin needs a serious resuscitation. Maybe grandpa should stick to bonds.
- VOLT (Volt Inu)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Volt Inu, shockingly down 15% despite a 39% 7-day surge. It’s like that one contestant on a dating show – initial spark, then fizzles out faster than a cheap firework. Is this the beginning of the end, or just a temporary shock?
- PRO (Propy)
- $1.56: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Propy, defying the downward trend with a 73% 7-day gain! Are they selling virtual real estate on the moon? Because this rocket ship is headed somewhere. Maybe grandpa can buy a timeshare.
- STT (Statter Network)
- $0.18: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Statter Network: Stuttering more than networking, down 18% in 24 hours. It’s like that friend who always talks a big game but never delivers. Time to show us some real action, Statter, or prepare to be relegated to the crypto graveyard.
- 0x0 (0x0.ai)
- $0.17: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- 0x0.ai showing some AI magic, up 84% over 7 days! Is it sentient? Is it manipulating the market? Or is it just another pump-and-dump scheme waiting to implode? Stay tuned, folks.
Bitcoin’s flirtation with $80,000 has the grandpas calling their banks, desperately trying to buy the top. Sounds familiar, right? This could be a sign of peak FOMO. While BTC enjoys its meme-worthy “BOOBIES” moment (80081.35, get it?), our 10M cryptos are feeling the chill. Time to see who’s built to last and who’s about to get REKT.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-56% | 88% | 0 | 488K | 2119 | YLD | Yield App |
| 1 |  |
 |
-33% | 0 | 133K | 2407 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-23% | 0.36 | 4.44M | 1398 | RGT | Rari Governance Token | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-21% | 0.04 | 39.6M | 688 | POLY | Polymath | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-20% | 14% | 0.11 | 11.5M | 1717 | MULTI | Multichain |
| 5 |  |
 |
-18% | 50% | 0.18 | 17.7M | 1142 | STT | Statter Network |
| 6 |  |
 |
-17% | 0.02 | 4.08M | 1589 | MLT | MILC Platform | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-15% | 79% | 0 | 26.4M | 859 | VOLT | Volt Inu |
| 8 |  |
 |
-7% | 93% | 287.12 | 14.4M | 1006 | UNCX | UNCX Network |
| 9 |  |
 |
-7% | 44% | 28.15 | 282M | 349 | MPL | Maple |
| 10 |  |
 |
-7% | 1.56 | 156M | 311 | PRO | Propy | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-6% | 82% | 0 | 30.9M | 806 | WAGMIGAMES | WAGMI Games |
| 12 |  |
 |
-6% | 31% | 0.01 | 108M | 724 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 13 |  |
 |
-6% | 86% | 0.17 | 168M | 321 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 14 |  |
 |
-5% | 30% | 0 | 257M | 474 | SURE | inSure DeFi |
| 15 |  |
 |
-5% | 87% | 0.29 | 6.18M | 1328 | BTC2 | Bitcoin 2 |
| 16 |  |
 |
-5% | 100% | 0 | 3.01M | 1534 | TABOO | TABOO TOKEN |
| 17 |  |
 |
-5% | 2.52 | 25.2M | 1007 | TORN | Tornado Cash | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-4% | 1.29 | 160M | 689 | AMPL | Ampleforth | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-4% | 38% | 0.7 | 140M | 572 | DEXT | DEXTools |
| 20 |  |
 |
-4% | 83% | 0.44 | 27.8M | 827 | BZZ | Swarm |
| 21 |  |
 |
-4% | 9% | 1.37 | 1.37B | 352 | ALPH | Alephium |
| 22 |  |
 |
-4% | 20% | 0.34 | 341M | 507 | STG | Stargate Finance |
| 23 |  |
 |
-4% | 99% | 0.01 | 6.66M | 1259 | ABBC | ABBC Coin |
| 24 |  |
 |
-4% | 14% | 0 | 701K | 2463 | PTS | Petals |
| 25 |  |
 |
-4% | 23.59 | 14.3M | 1095 | KWENTA | Kwenta | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.03 | 33.3M | 1191 | SRM | Serum | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-3% | 12% | 0 | 128M | 957 | DEL | Decimal |
| 28 |  |
 |
-3% | 77% | 0.01 | 7.89M | 1284 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market, as stable as a toddler on a sugar rush. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from grandpa’s FOMO to meme-inspired price points. Will these coins survive the bear market? Or will they become another cautionary tale? Only time (and a whole lotta hopium) will tell. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go check on my Beanie Babies – they seem like a safer investment these days.