- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $81161.99: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin’s back near $80K, and everyone’s losing their minds (except the cool cats who bought the dip, obviously). Boomers are piling in, which is either a great sign or a major red flag. Place your bets, folks, this could be a wild ride.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.28: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin, the OG meme coin, is up a whopping 23%! Is it the Elon effect? The grandpa effect? Who knows, but it’s a good reminder that sometimes the funniest things can also make you money (or lose it all, so, you know, don’t bet your grandma’s pension on it).
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $13.83: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink, the oracle of the crypto world, is down 4%. Maybe it saw the Dogecoin pump and decided to take a nap. Or maybe it’s just tired of everyone’s nonsense. Either way, it’s a reminder that not every coin can be a moon rocket, even if it has a cool name.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3143.25: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the king of smart contracts, is down 1%. A mere blip in the grand scheme of things. It’s like the reliable older sibling of Bitcoin – always there, always doing its thing, even if it doesn’t get all the attention.
- SOL (Solana)
- $208.21: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Solana, the self-proclaimed “Ethereum killer,” is up 1%. It’s like the ambitious younger sibling who’s always trying to one-up the older one but hasn’t quite managed it yet.
The crypto world’s gone wild! Bitcoin briefly touched $80,081.35, causing a ripple effect of excitement. Meanwhile, Dogecoin, the internet’s favorite pup-coin, saw a 23% jump, leaving investors wondering if this is the start of a new bull run or just another meme-fueled frenzy. But the real shocker? Grandpas are calling banks asking about Bitcoin! Banks are scrambling, blocking accounts, demanding explanations – basically, acting like the confused parents at a teenager’s rave. Is this the mass adoption we’ve been waiting for, or are we all about to get rug-pulled by grandpa’s FOMO? Time will tell, but one thing’s for sure: things are getting spicy in the crypto kitchen.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+2% | 94% | 81162 | 1.7T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
-1% | 3143.25 | 379B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
1 | 125B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
+1% | 208.21 | 122B | 4 | SOL | Solana | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-2% | 616.81 | 88.9B | 5 | BNB | BNB | |
| 5 |  |
 |
56% | 0.58 | 57.7B | 8 | XRP | XRP | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+23% | 0.28 | 41.3B | 6 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
1 | 37B | 7 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
-1% | 3143.37 | 30.8B | 9769 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-3% | 5.27 | 27B | 12 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-1% | 77% | 0.57 | 25.8B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 11 |  |
 |
+11% | 0 | 14.8B | 10 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 12 |  |
 |
0.16 | 14.4B | 9770 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
0.16 | 14.2B | 11 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 14 |  |
 |
56% | 31.43 | 22.5B | 13 | AVAX | Avalanche | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-4% | 13.83 | 13.8B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+4% | 44.73 | 13.4B | 38 | OKB | OKB | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-1% | 10.82 | 12.2B | 21 | APT | Aptos | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+2% | 80945.2 | 11.9B | 9772 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-3% | 8.94 | 8.94B | 22 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 20 |  |
 |
94% | 430.15 | 9.03B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+1% | 4.18 | 8.18B | 41 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+3% | 5.08 | 7.7B | 17 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-1% | 29% | 1.64 | 7.03B | 48 | OP | Optimism |
| 24 |  |
 |
89% | 75.61 | 6.35B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+9% | 5.18 | 6.32B | 18 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 26 |  |
 |
0.62 | 6.23B | 42 | ARB | Arbitrum | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
6.15 | 6.06B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
+1% | 59% | 0.11 | 5.44B | 31 | XLM | Stellar |
So, the crypto market’s a mixed bag. Some coins are soaring, others are napping, and grandpas are buying Bitcoin. It’s like a bizarre family reunion where everyone’s showing off their weirdest talents. Buckle up, buttercup, because this show’s far from over. And remember, if your grandpa offers you financial advice, just nod and smile. Unless he’s talking about Dogecoin, then listen up!