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2024-11-11 Market Mayhem: Billion-Dollar Cryptos Begging for Attention

Grandpa's ditching dentures for Bitcoin? Stablecoins stuck in quicksand? Meme coins mooning while your portfolio craters? It's Monday in the crypto casino, folks!

  • BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
    • $81236.29: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • WBTC? BTCB? It’s all Bitcoin’s stunt doubles. This one’s wrapped in BEP2, like a digital burrito. At $81,236.29, it’s still the king’s ransom, even if it’s not the king itself. Buy high, sell higher…or just buy and pray, like the rest of us.
  • BUSD (BUSD)
    • $1.0: ⭐⭐
    • Stablecoins: the vanilla ice cream of crypto. BUSD is holding steady at $1.00, about as exciting as watching paint dry. If your investment strategy is “set it and forget it” then park it here until there is news that will send its price diving. Otherwise, you better rotate your money into a riskier stablecoin
  • CRO (Cronos)
    • $0.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Cronos, up 12%? Someone must have spiked the Gatorade. At $0.14, it’s not exactly a moonshot, but hey, it’s not negative. Small victories, folks. Just don’t tell the WSB guy who made $115.19 after 6 years. He’ll laugh you out of the room.
  • MNT (Mantle)
    • $0.77: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Mantle, down 6%. Sounds like my dating life. $0.77? Might as well buy a lottery ticket. At least that comes with a dream. This just comes with…Mantle. Oh well let’s buy it because WSB gamblers like to snuggle up to something, since they clearly dont have a wife.
  • XMR (Monero)
    • $158.31: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Monero, the privacy coin for people who have something to hide (or just value their privacy). Down 3%, but still respectable at $158.31. Buy it, hide it, forget about it. Until the Feds come knocking.

Bitcoin hit $80,000! Grandpas are ringing up banks, desperate to buy BTC (probably from their AOL dial-up). Crypto.cum is a thing (yes, really). Meanwhile, WSB degens are celebrating a $115.19 gain after 6 years of bag-holding. If this isn’t peak crypto, I don’t know what is. Our data dives into the ‘1B’ group, the cryptos clinging onto their billion-dollar valuations. Spoiler alert: Some are clinging harder than others.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 1 68.3M 512 BUSD BUSD
1 1 496M 134 TUSD TrueUSD
2 +2% 81% 67.2 1B 94 QNT Quant
3 -9% 1.25 1.25B 71 LDO Lido DAO
4 -2% 87% 1454.05 1.46B 66 MKR Maker
5 +3% 5.23 2.04B 50 ATOM Cosmos
6 +1% 93% 0.03 2.25B 47 VET VeChain
7 0.05 2.73B 9862 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
8 75% 0.05 2.74B 48 HBAR Hedera
9 -3% 158.31 2.92B 36 XMR Monero
10 +1% 0.41 4.06B 74 MATIC Polygon
11 +12% 0.14 4.17B 28 CRO Cronos
12 8.96 4.71B 26 ICP Internet Computer
13 -6% 54% 0.77 4.77B 39 MNT Mantle
14 -1% 70% 22.72 4.79B 30 ETC Ethereum Classic
15 +2% 81236.3 5.3B 9780 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
16 1 5.36B 22 DAI Dai
17 +1% 59% 0.11 5.46B 31 XLM Stellar
18 6.15 6.06B 20 LEO UNUS SED LEO
19 0.62 6.25B 42 ARB Arbitrum
20 +9% 5.24 6.4B 18 NEAR NEAR Protocol
21 89% 76.34 6.41B 19 LTC Litecoin
22 -1% 29% 1.64 7.06B 49 OP Optimism
23 +2% 5.11 7.75B 17 DOT Polkadot
24 +1% 4.19 8.21B 41 FIL Filecoin
25 +1% 94% 432.59 9.08B 16 BCH Bitcoin Cash
26 -3% 8.92 8.92B 23 UNI Uniswap
27 +2% 81070.8 11.9B 9774 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
28 -3% 10.82 12.2B 21 APT Aptos

The crypto market is a beautiful disaster. Fortunes made and lost in the blink of an eye, grandpas YOLOing into Bitcoin, and stablecoins pretending to be stable. It’s a comedy show written in code. So, buckle up, buttercup. It’s going to be a bumpy (and hilarious) ride. And remember, the first $115.19 is the hardest to make. Unless you start with $20,000, then it’s just sad.

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