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2024-11-12 Crypto Bloodbath and Billion-Dollar Bets

It's a jungle out there, folks! Some cryptos are clinging to life, others are tanking faster than a gambler's savings. Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • SONM is pumping like a bodybuilder on pre-workout! 186% gains in 24 hours? Someone must have spiked the protein shake. If this keeps up they’ll be crashing Lambos into the moon.
  • COVAL (Circuits of Value)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • COVAL. Circuits of Value. Sounds more like Circuits of ‘Meh’. Down 15% and barely holding onto their $10M market cap. Next stop, $1k hooker fund?
  • PLAY (Play Token)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • With a name like ‘Play Token’ you’d expect some fun, right? Wrong. This one’s down 33% and probably headed to the crypto graveyard. Game over, man.
  • TAMA (Tamadoge)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Tamadoge? More like Tama-don’t-go. Down 1%, it’s hanging in there but looking about as exciting as week-old sushi.
  • DOCK (Dock)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Dock’s sinking faster than a lead zeppelin in a bathtub. Down 6%, its future is looking murky at best. Maybe they should try docking with a life raft.

Breaking news from the crypto Colosseum! While gamblers on Reddit ponder burning their last $1k (we’ve all been there, haven’t we?), MicroStrategy’s Michael Saylor just doubled down, dropping a cool $2 BILLION on Bitcoin. Talk about diamond hands! Is he a genius or a madman? Time will tell. Meanwhile, our fully diluted market cap list below showcases some projects barely clinging to the $10M mark. Is this a sign of impending doom or a bargain hunter’s paradise? You decide. (But don’t blame us if you lose your shirt.)


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +3% 0.05 0 3966 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 -33% 0 43.2K 2605 PLAY Play Token
2 +1% 0 156K 2383 RFR Refereum
3 +7% 79% 0 272K 2312 DAWN Dawn Protocol
4 -16% 99% 0 239K 2289 MARO Maro
5 -35% 88% 0 313K 2256 YLD Yield App
6 -22% 0 360K 2195 DREP Drep [new]
7 +186% 0 381K 2175 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
8 +11% 0.01 520K 2087 VEGA Vega Protocol
9 58% 0 687K 2161 LYRA Lyra
10 +1% 14% 0 721K 2464 PTS Petals
11 89% 0.01 865K 1960 WTC Waltonchain
12 -2% 30% 0.01 1.02M 2233 HSF Hillstone Finance
13 0.01 1.08M 1866 GRV Grove Coin
14 -52% 0 1.19M 1830 REV Revain
15 -1% 69% 0 1.83M 1812 TAMA Tamadoge
16 +1% 97% 0.01 1.5M 1772 WAIT Hourglass
17 +2% 90% 0 1.58M 1778 BWO Battle World
18 -6% 87% 0 1.82M 1742 DOCK Dock
19 -13% 99% 0 1.65M 1732 OOKI Ooki Protocol
20 -15% 0.01 2.08M 1752 VTS Veritise
21 +10% 65% 0 2.21M 1776 RFOX RFOX
22 +3% 54% 0 2.47M 1791 SSG SOMESING
23 -1% 0 2.48M 2090 THN Throne
24 -29% 79% 0 2.67M 1652 FOR ForTube
25 -10% 49% 0 2.82M 1782 STRM StreamCoin
26 0.04 2.94M 1566 FSN Fusion
27 -15% 0 2.99M 1554 COVAL Circuits of Value
28 -9% 52% 0 3.06M 1738 WOZX Efforce

So, the crypto roller coaster continues. Some are up, some are down, and some are probably wishing they’d invested in Beanie Babies instead. Remember folks, in the crypto casino, the house always wins (unless Michael Saylor is the house, then it’s anyone’s guess). Stay tuned, because the next dip (or spike) is always just around the corner. And check your portfolio only 7 thousand times a day, like a true Bitcoin fanatic.

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