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2024-11-12: Crypto Carnage 10M Market Meltdown

Markets take a shit, your portfolio follows. Grab a stiff drink and watch the fireworks.

  • RAY (Raydium)
    • $4.79: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Raydium defied the bloodbath with a 44% 7-day gain! Not bad for a coin no one’s heard of, unless you’re up 2,300% and bragging on Reddit.
  • BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
    • $0.25: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • With a name like that, you’d think it’s a rug pull waiting to happen. But hey, at least it’s not as bad as Yield App. Yet.
  • FRONT (Frontier)
    • $0.38: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Down 30% over 7 days. Ouch. Time to start a live-ticker and watch it crash to $0.15, like that guy’s date night budget.
  • YLD (Yield App)
    • $0.0: ⭐
    • Yield App? More like Yield Nope. Down 34% in a week. No more dinners for the ladies, fellas.
  • PRO (Propy)
    • $1.4: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Managed to avoid double-digit losses, but let’s face it: that’s like getting a participation trophy in the Crypto Olympics.

Looks like gamblers everywhere are feeling the pain today, as evidenced by Redditors contemplating where to burn their last $1,000. MSTR seems to be the only safe bet, with Saylor scooping up another 27,200 BTC. Our 10M coins are following the trend, mostly in the red. Someone on Reddit even made a 250k gain on MSTR! Clearly, 6 years of trading just to break even isn’t the only path. Though, it seems most of us are checking our portfolios 7,000 times a day anyway, so who needs real profits?


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -37% 0.38 33.9M 1479 FRONT Frontier
1 -35% 88% 0 313K 2258 YLD Yield App
2 -35% 0 42K 2607 PLAY Play Token
3 -22% 0 361K 2194 DREP Drep [new]
4 -15% 99% 0 238K 2292 MARO Maro
5 -15% 0.01 2.08M 1754 VTS Veritise
6 -15% 0 3M 1553 COVAL Circuits of Value
7 -15% 49% 0 2.75M 1791 STRM StreamCoin
8 -14% 0.02 16M 1069 HELLO HELLO Labs
9 -13% 99% 0.25 252M 238 BITCOIN HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20)
10 -13% 4.79 2.66B 68 RAY Raydium
11 -11% 100% 0 32.2M 738 KIN Kin
12 -10% 0 7.89M 1635 NEST NEST Protocol
13 -10% 79% 0 3.55M 1577 FOR ForTube
14 -10% 1.4 140M 330 PRO Propy
15 -10% 18% 0 23.4M 1417 DOME Everdome
16 -9% 33% 0.93 112M 680 SD Stader
17 -9% 0.04 9.17M 1140 NOIA Synternet
18 -9% 53% 0.01 11.9M 1295 FNCY FNCY
19 -8% 0.07 65.3M 740 HTR Hathor
20 -8% 54% 0 4.74M 1606 FRA Fractal Network
21 -8% 1.57 54.9M 1196 INDY Indigo Protocol
22 -8% 0.36 90.3M 505 MOB MobileCoin
23 -8% 0.33 4.08M 1445 RGT Rari Governance Token
24 -7% 0.11 60.2M 570 DMTR Dimitra
25 -7% 0 47.1M 657 TROY TROY
26 -7% 80.09 216M 265 TRB Tellor
27 -7% 87% 0 1.82M 1740 DOCK Dock
28 -7% 52% 0 3M 1742 WOZX Efforce

The crypto market is a dumpster fire today, folks. But hey, at least we’re all in this burning trash can together, roasting marshmallows of lost hopes and dreams. Maybe next week we’ll all be millionaires again. Or maybe we should just DCA out when the Simpsons memes hit. Who knows?

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