- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $89279.70: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin’s smashing through resistance levels like a wrecking ball. It’s passed silver’s market cap, and some Redditors are celebrating like they just won the lottery. Is $150,000 next? Time to take out another mortgage for more Bitcoin!
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.42: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin’s up 48% and some wives are asking about it. Seems the Reddit crowd knows this means it’s time to sell! The Simpsons memes aren’t far behind, another sign that the top might be in.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $14.84: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink, ever the bridesmaid, never the bride. Holding steady while others go wild. Maybe that’s a smart move? Or maybe it’s just waiting for the right moment to pounce. Like a ninja, waiting in the shadows
- TSLA (Tesla)
- $360.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Tesla’s stock is exploding faster than a SpaceX rocket thanks to the Elon-Trump power couple. Some are cashing out their gains, while others are stuck shorting and wondering where they went wrong. Time to join the dark side and embrace the cult of Elon?
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3372.05: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum’s playing catch-up to Bitcoin, but it’s no slouch. A solid performer, even though it’s not as shiny as Bitcoin. Maybe one day it will surpass its big brother, but for now, it’s happy living in its shadow.
The crypto-verse is buzzing, with Bitcoin flexing its muscles and other cryptos following in line. The Reddit gang’s losing their minds over portfolio gains (or losses!), and some are even driving aimlessly to calm down. Remember the ‘fear when others are greedy’ advice? Well, some Redditors are feeling it now, with their wives and dads suddenly asking about Bitcoin - a classic top signal? Elon and Trump’s bromance is sending Tesla stock to the moon, leaving everyone wondering what other shenanigans they’ll pull. And somewhere in this digital circus, Chainlink is quietly observing, ready to chain up the next big move.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+10% | 94% | 89279.7 | 1.87T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
+7% | 3372.05 | 406B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+5% | 220.32 | 130B | 4 | SOL | Solana | |
| 3 |  |
 |
1 | 127B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
+5% | 649.17 | 93.5B | 5 | BNB | BNB | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+6% | 56% | 0.62 | 61.5B | 8 | XRP | XRP |
| 6 |  |
 |
+48% | 0.42 | 61.1B | 6 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
1 | 36.8B | 7 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
+7% | 3370.62 | 33.1B | 9810 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+5% | 5.54 | 28.4B | 13 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+7% | 77% | 0.62 | 27.8B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 11 |  |
 |
+17% | 0 | 17.3B | 10 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+15% | 56% | 36.39 | 26B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 13 |  |
 |
+7% | 14.84 | 14.8B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.17 | 14.7B | 9812 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.17 | 14.5B | 12 | TRX | TRON | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+18% | 12.82 | 14.4B | 20 | APT | Aptos | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+4% | 46.54 | 14B | 38 | OKB | OKB | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+10% | 89210.9 | 13.1B | 9813 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+8% | 9.72 | 9.72B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+6% | 94% | 458.81 | 9.63B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 21 |  |
 |
+8% | 4.52 | 8.85B | 39 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+9% | 5.58 | 8.47B | 17 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 23 |  |
 |
+9% | 29% | 1.79 | 7.69B | 49 | OP | Optimism |
| 24 |  |
 |
+20% | 7.42 | 7.31B | 18 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+6% | 5.54 | 6.76B | 19 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.67 | 6.69B | 40 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+5% | 89% | 79.65 | 6.69B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 28 |  |
 |
+11% | 59% | 0.12 | 6.06B | 31 | XLM | Stellar |
The crypto market is a wild ride, where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say ‘blockchain’. So buckle up, because this rollercoaster’s showing no signs of slowing down. And remember, if your dad asks about Bitcoin, it’s time to head for the hills. Next up, Bitcoin to $100k or your wife starts a Dogecoin-themed retirement fund?