- BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
- $89095.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Wrapped Bitcoin on a diet? It’s Bitcoin’s cousin twice removed, trying to sneak into the cool kids’ club. Probably hoping no one notices it’s just Bitcoin in a cheap disguise. Still, a 9% jump is a 9% jump, even if it’s riding Bitcoin’s coattails. Like showing up to a party in your older brother’s hand-me-downs and pretending they’re designer.
- CRO (Cronos)
- $0.20: ⭐⭐
- From rags to riches to…rags again? This coin’s got more ups and downs than a rollercoaster designed by a toddler with ADHD. Sure, a 39% pump is nice, but the fully diluted market cap tells a different story. It’s like finding a twenty in your pocket, then remembering you owe your bookie a hundred. Don’t get too excited, champ.
- XLM (Stellar)
- $0.13: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Stellar’s trying to play catch-up, but it’s like a turtle racing a cheetah – bless its heart. 17% is decent, but with that low price, it’s giving major ‘budget airline’ vibes. You’ll get there eventually, but it’s gonna be cramped and there’s definitely a crying baby involved.
- WHBAR (Wrapped HBAR)
- $0.06: ⭐
- This coin’s market cap is lower than a limbo dancer’s self-esteem after a bad night. Zero circulating percentage is code for ‘we exist in theory only.’ It’s like a ghost that’s not even sure it’s haunting anything. Someone tell this coin to haunt a better project.
- BUSD (BUSD)
- $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Oh, BUSD, the king of stablecoins. Which is like being the valedictorian of summer school – congrats, you’re the best of the mediocre. 0% change? That’s as exciting as watching paint dry. Or, you know, as exciting as a stablecoin. I bet the reddit gambler put his $1k into this instead of BUSD..
Crypto land is a casino, and today’s game is ‘Fully Diluted Market Cap Limbo.’ Turns out, even Elon’s fling with Tesla (up 46% in a week!) can’t outshine the sheer absurdity of stablecoins pretending to be big boys. BUSD and TUSD, we’re looking at you. Meanwhile, over on r/wallstreetbets, someone turned $10k into $149k on TSLA calls. Moral of the story? YOLOing on meme stocks is smarter than trusting stablecoins. Oh, The irony!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 68.4M | 525 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 496M | 137 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
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+2% | 81% | 69.15 | 1.03B | 97 | QNT | Quant |
| 3 |  |
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+2% | 1.29 | 1.29B | 74 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 4 |  |
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+5% | 87% | 1538.63 | 1.55B | 63 | MKR | Maker |
| 5 |  |
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+10% | 5.78 | 2.26B | 50 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 6 |  |
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+13% | 93% | 0.03 | 2.54B | 45 | VET | VeChain |
| 7 |  |
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158.82 | 2.93B | 36 | XMR | Monero | ||
| 8 |  |
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+9% | 0.06 | 2.98B | 9900 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 9 |  |
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+9% | 75% | 0.06 | 3B | 51 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 10 |  |
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+7% | 0.44 | 4.39B | 77 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 11 |  |
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+4% | 54% | 0.8 | 4.97B | 41 | MNT | Mantle |
| 12 |  |
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+6% | 9.54 | 5.01B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 13 |  |
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+6% | 70% | 24.09 | 5.07B | 32 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 14 |  |
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1 | 5.36B | 24 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 15 |  |
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+39% | 0.19 | 5.81B | 25 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 16 |  |
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+9% | 89094.9 | 5.82B | 9818 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 17 |  |
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6.17 | 6.08B | 23 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 18 |  |
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+17% | 59% | 0.13 | 6.44B | 28 | XLM | Stellar |
| 19 |  |
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+8% | 0.68 | 6.8B | 40 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 20 |  |
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+7% | 89% | 81.71 | 6.86B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 21 |  |
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+7% | 5.64 | 6.88B | 18 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 22 |  |
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+11% | 29% | 1.83 | 7.88B | 48 | OP | Optimism |
| 23 |  |
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+12% | 5.75 | 8.72B | 17 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 24 |  |
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+9% | 4.59 | 9B | 39 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 25 |  |
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+9% | 94% | 472.43 | 9.92B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 26 |  |
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+9% | 9.76 | 9.76B | 22 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 27 |  |
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+9% | 89002.4 | 13.1B | 9813 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 28 |  |
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+3% | 47.01 | 14.1B | 38 | OKB | OKB |
So, the crypto market is basically a popularity contest run by bots and fueled by hopium. Buy the dip, they say? More like buy the dip and pray you don’t end up bagholding a digital potato. It’s like the WSB sub in here - only to the moon if you’re on the right rocket. Don’t forget to screenshot your gains, kiddos, because they might vanish faster than a politician’s promise.