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2024-11-12: Cryptos on Parade: 10M Market Meltdown or Miracle?

Hold onto your hats, folks! The crypto rollercoaster is back in action, and the 10M market's got stories to tell. From meme coins mooning to established projects plummeting, it's a jungle out there. Let's dive in and see who's surviving the latest crypto carnage!

  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • SNM? More like ‘So Not Much’ movement. A 176% 24-hour gain? That’s like bragging about winning a limbo contest against toddlers. But then, a -30% slide over 7 days? Honey, that’s the crypto equivalent of face-planting after your victory lap.
  • TSUKA (Dejitaru Tsuka)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Dejitaru Tsuka’s up 38% in 24 hours, and 116% over the week. It sounds like someone forgot to turn off the money printer. But hey, it is “digital” money, so, who is counting?

Remember everyone freaking out about Bitcoin hitting $87k? Turns out, even middle schoolers wish they’d bought in back in 2020. Meanwhile, MicroStrategy just dropped another $2 billion on Bitcoin. Someone get Saylor a bigger boat! This all makes the action in our 10M group look like a playground squabble. But hey, every Satoshi counts, right?


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +176% 0 377K 2178 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
1 +111% 0.14 17.3M 942 SOUL Phantasma
2 +81% 12% 0.84 84M 1103 CUBE Somnium Space Cubes
3 +72% 76% 0.03 33.2M 826 XWC WhiteCoin
4 +44% 59% 0 5.81M 1503 QOM Shiba Predator
5 +41% 0.03 5.81M 1487 MLT MILC Platform
6 +40% 47% 0 553M 235 VVS VVS Finance
7 +38% 0.01 9.8M 1120 TSUKA Dejitaru Tsuka
8 +36% 0.71 801M 96 AIOZ AIOZ Network
9 +34% 8.02 321M 474 UQC Uquid Coin
10 +33% 0.15 16.5M 956 MOON r/CryptoCurrency Moons
11 +32% 0.58 6.33M 1294 REP Augur
12 +30% 0.02 15.5M 1463 DG Decentral Games
13 +29% 88% 0.09 18.3M 957 BCD Bitcoin Diamond
14 +29% 0.43 265M 198 SXP Solar
15 +24% 31% 0.01 145M 616 VR Victoria VR
16 +24% 2.55 110M 383 ANT Aragon
17 +20% 0.01 10.5M 1104 CENNZ CENNZnet
18 +20% 100% 0.03 32.7M 730 ALU Altura
19 +19% 80% 0.1 102M 468 NYM NYM
20 +18% 0 54.2M 585 KISHU Kishu Inu
21 +17% 0.23 683M 253 AGI Delysium
22 +16% 16% 0 117M 901 DC Dogechain
23 +16% 63% 0 16.9M 1095 BAD Bad Idea AI
24 +16% 27% 0 52.4M 991 NEXA Nexa
25 +15% 93% 0.16 15.8M 987 RVF RocketX exchange
26 +15% 100% 0.12 14.1M 1007 ZERC zkRace
27 +14% 69% 0.35 173M 367 WILD Wilder World
28 +14% 74% 0.44 220M 309 JOE JOE

So, the crypto markets are basically a casino run by monkeys with typewriters. Sometimes they write Shakespeare, sometimes they just fling poo. Today? It’s more of a poo-flinging day, especially in the 10M market. Buckle up, buttercup, because tomorrow’s another day for these digital bananas to either ripen or rot.

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