- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.25: ⭐⭐⭐
- With a name like that, it’s either going to the moon or crashing into the Earth’s core. Probably the latter. Down 7%…ouch. Maybe try a spell to reverse the curse?
- WBETH (Wrapped Beacon ETH)
- $3573.06: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Wrapped Beacon ETH is flexing on everyone with a $579M+ fully diluted market cap. Is it because it’s “wrapped”? Is it wearing a Snuggie? We may never know. But it’s up 7% so who’s laughing now?
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Up 24%? More like a dead cat bounce. This one’s name is fitting because it’s about to bonk its head on the way down.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $44.34: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI’s holding strong, up 4%, but with a circulating percentage of 100, there’s nowhere to hide. It’s either sink or swim time for this little guy.
- BAD (Bad Idea AI)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Up 27%? Don’t let the pump fool you. This “Bad Idea” is living up to its name. I give it about 24 hours before it rugs.
Looks like someone opened a lotto account and went full send on TSLA FDs. With markets this volatile, might as well yolo on $MSTR leaps, right? Just remember kids, breaking even after 6 years isn’t exactly winning. And for those shorting TSLA right now… bless your heart. Remember, past performance is not indicative of future results. Especially in crypto.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+6% | 22% | 2.39 | 2.39B | 132 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.07 | 7.55M | 1225 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-4% | 100% | 8.78 | 8.78M | 1161 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
 |
+2% | 50% | 0.18 | 17.9M | 1153 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
 |
+5% | 29% | 0.44 | 444M | 343 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
 |
+27% | 63% | 0 | 16.6M | 1106 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
 |
+1% | 0 | 127M | 356 | SNEK | Snek | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-7% | 99% | 0.25 | 255M | 235 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
 |
+4% | 100% | 44.34 | 931M | 86 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
 |
+20% | 82% | 0 | 86.4M | 510 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
+7% | 3573.06 | 5.8B | 9816 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+5% | 33% | 0.55 | 549M | 288 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 12 |  |
 |
+10% | 0 | 83.5M | 494 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-30% | 0 | 42K | 2608 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+19% | 0.23 | 678M | 257 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+9% | 0.01 | 117M | 408 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 16 |  |
 |
0.15 | 153M | 963 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
0.04 | 34.5M | 740 | NXRA | Nexera | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.11 | 10.8M | 1115 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+5% | 4% | 0 | 36.4M | 1729 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 20 |  |
 |
+3% | 77% | 0.01 | 8.42M | 1282 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 21 |  |
 |
+8% | 43% | 1.09 | 2.29B | 81 | CORE | Core |
| 22 |  |
 |
+3% | 31% | 0.01 | 113M | 715 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 23 |  |
 |
+16% | 27% | 0 | 52.8M | 990 | NEXA | Nexa |
| 24 |  |
 |
+9% | 86% | 0.18 | 180M | 319 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 25 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.02 | 9.28M | 1608 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 26 |  |
 |
0.01 | 1.05M | 1877 | GRV | Grove Coin | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
+24% | 0 | 2.92B | 44 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-1% | 57% | 0 | 16M | 1148 | RXD | Radiant |
Crypto, huh? It’s a wild ride. One minute you’re up 250k, the next you’re wondering if that Wendy’s dumpster fire is still vacant. Don’t forget to DCA out when the Simpsons meme groups start posting about it. Disclaimer: I’m not a financial advisor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.