- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- With a name like Bonk, it’s either going to zero or to the moon. Given the 4% increase in a sea of red, it’s clear this coin hasn’t lost its…bonk-appeal. Who needs rocket fuel when you have pure, unadulterated bonk-energy?
- LADYS (Milady Meme Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- LADYS is up 18% while everything else is taking a nap. Is this the revenge of the meme coins? Or just a dead cat bounce? Either way, this coin proves that sometimes, the best strategy is to embrace the chaos and let the LADYS lead the way.💅👑
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $2.03: ⭐⭐
- Oh dear, Arkham. Down 14%? Maybe it’s time to lock yourself in a padded room. It seems even Batman can’t save this sinking ship.🦇💸
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.20: ⭐⭐⭐
- HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu…what a name. It’s like a fever dream cooked up by a marketing team on a sugar rush. Down 21%, this coin is proving that even the most bizarre mashups can’t escape the crypto winter’s icy grip.🥶
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $37.97: ⭐
- ORDI, down 14%? Someone call an exorcist, this token’s possessed by the bear market demons.👻📉
El Salvador’s Bitcoin holdings are up, but is it enough to wipe away the tears of those who bought high? Nayib Bukele’s “I told you so” echoes through the halls of WSB, while a stomach-bleeding trader reminds us that some people haven’t learned the meaning of “diamond hands.” Is this the top? Probably not, because some rando on WSB bet 50k on Coinbase and turned it into a Trump-sized fortune. But remember Spirit Airlines, not all airlines make it through turbulence. Buckle up, buttercup, this ride is far from over.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-14% | 22% | 2.03 | 2.03B | 141 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.07 | 7.37M | 1217 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-15% | 100% | 7.48 | 7.48M | 1213 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
 |
50% | 0.18 | 18.1M | 1135 | STT | Statter Network | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-9% | 29% | 0.4 | 403M | 351 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
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-19% | 63% | 0 | 13.3M | 1165 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
 |
-11% | 0 | 112M | 366 | SNEK | Snek | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-21% | 99% | 0.2 | 202M | 253 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
 |
-14% | 100% | 37.97 | 797M | 91 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
 |
+18% | 82% | 0 | 102M | 442 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
-7% | 3310.29 | 5.37B | 9825 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-8% | 33% | 0.5 | 504M | 291 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 12 |  |
 |
-17% | 0 | 68.8M | 525 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+19% | 0 | 50.1K | 2595 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-16% | 0.19 | 561M | 268 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.01 | 112M | 398 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 16 |  |
 |
0.15 | 153M | 946 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.04 | 32.5M | 735 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.1 | 9.63M | 1133 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-15% | 4% | 0 | 31.5M | 1762 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 20 |  |
 |
-6% | 77% | 0.01 | 7.89M | 1278 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 21 |  |
 |
-14% | 43% | 0.94 | 1.97B | 84 | CORE | Core |
| 22 |  |
 |
31% | 0.01 | 113M | 689 | GFAL | Games for a Living | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-16% | 27% | 0 | 44.2M | 1031 | NEXA | Nexa |
| 24 |  |
 |
-16% | 86% | 0.15 | 150M | 329 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 25 |  |
 |
-22% | 0.01 | 7.15M | 1671 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.01 | 962K | 1907 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+4% | 0 | 2.99B | 39 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-1% | 57% | 0 | 15.7M | 1137 | RXD | Radiant |
So, the crypto market is a dumpster fire right now. But hey, at least it’s entertaining. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, except the train is made of money and the passengers are all screaming about diamond hands.💎🙌 Who needs therapy when you have crypto?