- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.39: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Up 93% this week? Dogecoin is officially crazier than a bag of cats on a sugar rush. To the moon! (Or maybe just to the nearest Starbucks, judging by the Reddit chatter).
- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $87601.82: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bleeding stomach guy in the ER trading Bitcoin? Classic. This digital gold is still the king, even if some of its subjects are…questionable. #BitcoinBleed
- LEO (UNUS SED LEO)
- $7.29: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Up 20% this week. Not bad, LEO, not bad. Still not as exciting as watching paint dry, but we’ll take it.
- XRP (XRP)
- $0.67: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- 25% up this week, huh? Not quite Dogecoin levels of crazy, but hey, a win’s a win in this digital Thunderdome.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3169.41: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Down 3%? Ethereum, honey, you need a vacation. Go relax on a digital beach somewhere. #EthereumExhausted
Bitcoin’s bleeding in the ER while checking his portfolio? Sounds about right. This week’s crypto rollercoaster had more ups and downs than Elon’s Twitter feed. DOGE, up 93% - because why not? Meanwhile, Spirit Airlines is taking a dirt nap, reminding us that not all bags fly. Strap in, folks, this is gonna be a bumpy ride. #Bitcoin #Dogecoin #Crypto
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+17% | 7.29 | 7.18B | 18 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 1 |  |
 |
+7% | 56% | 0.67 | 67.4B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
| 2 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.39 | 57.2B | 6 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+6% | 0.06 | 2.87B | 9928 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+4% | 75% | 0.06 | 2.88B | 45 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 5 |  |
 |
+6% | 59% | 0.12 | 6.24B | 28 | XLM | Stellar |
| 6 |  |
 |
+2% | 87% | 1505.85 | 1.51B | 64 | MKR | Maker |
| 7 |  |
 |
5.18 | 6.32B | 20 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
+1% | 5.27 | 26.9B | 12 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+1% | 87378.8 | 5.71B | 9846 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.18 | 15.4B | 9841 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 11 |  |
 |
12 | 13.5B | 19 | APT | Aptos | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
+1% | 87251 | 12.8B | 9843 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.18 | 15.2B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+1% | 94% | 87601.8 | 1.84T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 15 |  |
 |
1 | 68.3M | 504 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
1 | 127B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
1 | 36.5B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
1 | 5.36B | 23 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
1 | 495M | 132 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
-2% | 208.29 | 123B | 4 | SOL | Solana | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.16 | 4.85B | 25 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-2% | 149.29 | 2.75B | 36 | XMR | Monero | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-2% | 608 | 87.6B | 5 | BNB | BNB | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-3% | 70% | 21.75 | 4.58B | 31 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 25 |  |
 |
-3% | 3165.98 | 31B | 9840 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-3% | 89% | 73.49 | 6.17B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 27 |  |
 |
-3% | 43.18 | 13B | 37 | OKB | OKB | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-3% | 3169.41 | 382B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum |
So, the crypto market is basically a digital soap opera this week, full of drama, questionable decisions, and the occasional meme-fueled surge. Is it sustainable? Who cares! Grab your popcorn (and your Bitcoin) and enjoy the show. Just don’t invest your rent money, because, you know, Spirit Airlines.