- STC (SaitaChain Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- SaitaChain Coin (STC) - lost 25% of its value. Ouch, better luck next time. I hear Spirit Airlines has better odds of recovery than some of these coins. But still, you turned 100$ to 125k, which must be a fun ride.
- RGT (Rari Governance Token)
- $0.22: ⭐⭐⭐
- Rari Governance Token (RGT) fell 32% – That’s a bigger drop than Spirit Airlines’ stock price this morning. At least Spirit Airlines is trying to merge. What’s RGT’s excuse? Are they eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats, they’re eating the RGT?
- TOMI (tomi)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐
- tomi (TOMI) - down 24%. That’s like betting on Spirit Airlines at this point. Maybe buy some puts on crypto and calls on organ harvesting? The long/short trade as old as time.
- ANT (Aragon)
- $2.03: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Aragon (ANT) dropped 23%. Someone tell that guy bleeding in the ER to switch from Bitcoin to ANT. At least he’ll have a reason for the blood loss. Maybe he got a margin call for shorting BTC.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.22: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu, that’s the best performing asset of all time. Down only 14%? Who needs El Salvador’s unrealized gains when you’ve got this kind of stability? The only clown shorts Bitcoin.
Remember that dude on Reddit who lost 125k shorting Bitcoin after the election? Well, looks like some of these coins are giving him a run for his money. Seriously, some of these drops make Spirit Airlines’ stock look stable (RIP, bag holders). Oh, and El Salvador is up 263 million on Bitcoin? I told you so." - Nayib Bukele probably.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-25% | 21% | 0 | 38.4M | 1176 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 1 |  |
 |
-32% | 0.22 | 2.74M | 1581 | RGT | Rari Governance Token | |
| 2 |  |
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-24% | 0.01 | 7.3M | 1666 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-23% | 2.03 | 87.5M | 441 | ANT | Aragon | |
| 4 |  |
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-22% | 0.34 | 209M | 251 | SXP | Solar | |
| 5 |  |
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-20% | 89% | 1.29 | 3.5B | 32 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 6 |  |
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-20% | 96% | 1.25 | 99.9M | 411 | AGLD | Adventure Gold |
| 7 |  |
 |
-20% | 63% | 0 | 14.1M | 1151 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 8 |  |
 |
-18% | 0.1 | 12.4M | 1035 | SOUL | Phantasma | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-17% | 0.02 | 27.5M | 1086 | XCHNG | Chainge | |
| 10 |  |
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-16% | 25% | 1.57 | 179M | 609 | GFI | Goldfinch |
| 11 |  |
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-16% | 64% | 0.55 | 316M | 258 | BNX | BinaryX |
| 12 |  |
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-16% | 0 | 44.9M | 618 | KISHU | Kishu Inu | |
| 13 |  |
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-16% | 0.32 | 28.4M | 1541 | FRONT | Frontier | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-15% | 59% | 0.77 | 154M | 428 | DIA | DIA |
| 15 |  |
 |
-15% | 98% | 0.02 | 990M | 77 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 16 |  |
 |
-15% | 27% | 0 | 45M | 1031 | NEXA | Nexa |
| 17 |  |
 |
-15% | 33% | 0.79 | 94.7M | 731 | SD | Stader |
| 18 |  |
 |
-15% | 100% | 7.65 | 7.65M | 1214 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 19 |  |
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-14% | 52% | 0.01 | 683M | 157 | RSR | Reserve Rights |
| 20 |  |
 |
-14% | 99% | 0.01 | 102M | 394 | CUDOS | CUDOS |
| 21 |  |
 |
-14% | 0.2 | 588M | 261 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 22 |  |
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-14% | 2% | 0.01 | 8.08M | 2295 | GF | GuildFi |
| 23 |  |
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-14% | 99% | 0.22 | 217M | 242 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 24 |  |
 |
-14% | 86% | 0.09 | 125M | 377 | TRU | TrueFi |
| 25 |  |
 |
-14% | 1.57 | 226M | 326 | API3 | API3 | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-13% | 0.01 | 206M | 257 | ONE | Harmony | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-23% | 79% | 0 | 2.7M | 1648 | FOR | ForTube |
| 28 |  |
 |
-13% | 66% | 0.04 | 37.5M | 813 | GOG | Guild of Guardians |
The market’s like a rigged casino – Nayib Bukele is winning, and you’re probably down more than 100$. So, hold on for dear life or cut your losses. Is this a bear market? Who knows? I’m just glad I invest like a boomer.