- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $87422.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin’s down, but hey, at least it’s not $100 like it was back in the day. If you’re still DCAing, congratulations, you might actually be able to afford a latte someday (once Starbucks finally accepts Bitcoin).
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3161.83: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum’s taking a dip, but it’s still the king of the smart contracts. Just try not to bleed internally while you’re trading it, okay?
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $13.38: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink’s doing its thing, connecting the real world to the blockchain. It’s like the internet, but for smart contracts. Or something.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.38: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin, the meme coin that just won’t quit. It’s down, but hey, it’s still got more personality than most of these other coins. Plus, Elon seems to like it, so that’s something, right?
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu, the Dogecoin killer that… didn’t quite kill Dogecoin. Still, it’s got a cute dog mascot, so there’s that.
Chainlink (LINK) is hanging in there like a stubborn cough, while Bitcoin is giving El Salvador’s president a reason to say “I told you so” (again). Meanwhile, some dude with internal bleeding was too busy trading Bitcoin in the ER to answer his doctor’s questions. Folks, I think we’ve found our market top.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-2% | 94% | 87422 | 1.84T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
-6% | 3161.83 | 381B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
1 | 127B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
-6% | 205.39 | 121B | 4 | SOL | Solana | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-6% | 607.71 | 87.6B | 5 | BNB | BNB | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+7% | 56% | 0.66 | 65.8B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
| 6 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.38 | 55.4B | 6 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
1 | 36.5B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
-6% | 3161.02 | 31B | 9823 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-5% | 5.25 | 26.8B | 12 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-13% | 77% | 0.53 | 24B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 11 |  |
 |
+5% | 0.18 | 15.5B | 9824 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+5% | 0.18 | 15.3B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-17% | 0 | 14.3B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-12% | 56% | 32 | 22.9B | 13 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 15 |  |
 |
-9% | 13.38 | 13.4B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-7% | 11.85 | 13.3B | 18 | APT | Aptos | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-6% | 43.3 | 13B | 37 | OKB | OKB | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-2% | 87072.6 | 12.8B | 9826 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-12% | 8.47 | 8.47B | 24 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-9% | 94% | 413.7 | 8.69B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 21 |  |
 |
-12% | 3.96 | 7.77B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-9% | 5.08 | 7.71B | 17 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-6% | 6.91 | 6.81B | 20 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-14% | 29% | 1.54 | 6.61B | 52 | OP | Optimism |
| 25 |  |
 |
+4% | 59% | 0.13 | 6.34B | 28 | XLM | Stellar |
| 26 |  |
 |
-7% | 5.16 | 6.29B | 19 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-7% | 89% | 73.39 | 6.17B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 28 |  |
 |
-12% | 0.59 | 5.86B | 42 | ARB | Arbitrum |
The crypto market is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get. Except instead of nuts and caramels, it’s gains and losses, and sometimes internal bleeding. So, is it time to buy the dip? Who knows? Maybe. But don’t blame me if you end up eating cat food in a post-apocalyptic wasteland because your shitcoins went to zero. Just sayin'.