- XWC (WhiteCoin)
- $0.06: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- WhiteCoin? More like WINCoin, amirite? This bad boy saw a 321% surge this week. Someone’s getting a Lambo. Or at least a lightly used Civic.
- STC (SaitaChain Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- SaitaChain Coin took a 49% nosedive this week. That’s like jumping off the crypto skyscraper and forgetting your parachute. Someone needs to tell that guy in the ER about this one.
- TON (Tokamak Network)
- $1.92: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Tokamak Network is up 84% this week. That’s like going from microwave ramen to Wagyu steak in seven days. Tokamak to the moon? Maybe. But don’t short it, or you’ll end up like that other guy on Reddit.
- HIVE (Hive)
- $0.31: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Hive buzzed up 71% this week. Is it a sweet honey pot of gains? Or a sting waiting to happen? Only time will tell, but this market’s hotter than a habanero right now, so don’t get burned.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- BONK! Indeed. Up 43% this week, but the name itself screams ‘meme coin volatility.’ This one’s for the gamblers, not the faint of heart. Remember kids, the house always wins. (Unless you’re El Salvador).
Hold onto your hats, folks! While some poor soul lost a cool $125k shorting Bitcoin (ouch!), El Salvador is riding high on their BTC bet, sitting pretty with a $263 million unrealized profit. President Bukele’s “I told you so” echoes through the Twitterverse. Meanwhile, some dude was bleeding out in the ER, but couldn’t tear himself away from his Bitcoin trades. This market’s crazier than a bag of ferrets.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+71% | 21% | 0 | 21.5M | 1386 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 1 |  |
 |
+70% | 76% | 0.06 | 56.5M | 613 | XWC | WhiteCoin |
| 2 |  |
 |
+59% | 0.01 | 35.5M | 690 | VLX | Velas | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+51% | 1.92 | 120M | 442 | TON | Tokamak Network | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+49% | 88% | 0 | 461K | 2157 | YLD | Yield App |
| 5 |  |
 |
+45% | 0.31 | 153M | 309 | HIVE | Hive | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+41% | 0.81 | 8.94M | 1142 | REP | Augur | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+40% | 0.03 | 263M | 789 | MNGO | Mango | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+26% | 85% | 0 | 144M | 338 | MVL | MVL |
| 9 |  |
 |
+24% | 0.05 | 188M | 791 | APX | APX | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+22% | 0 | 463K | 2119 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+22% | 0.05 | 53.1M | 583 | POLY | Polymath | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+21% | 82% | 0 | 37.6M | 737 | WAGMIGAMES | WAGMI Games |
| 13 |  |
 |
+20% | 0.07 | 70.2M | 777 | AVINOC | AVINOC | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+19% | 0 | 50.1K | 2596 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+19% | 0 | 2.93B | 39 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+16% | 52% | 0 | 3.47M | 1695 | WOZX | Efforce |
| 17 |  |
 |
+14% | 82% | 0 | 100M | 447 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 18 |  |
 |
+13% | 0 | 179K | 2358 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+12% | 99% | 0 | 267K | 2273 | MARO | Maro |
| 20 |  |
 |
+11% | 1.48 | 148M | 477 | SLND | Save | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+11% | 63% | 0.35 | 69.9M | 609 | HUNT | Hunt Town |
| 22 |  |
 |
+11% | 83% | 0 | 7.28M | 1287 | BTS | BitShares |
| 23 |  |
 |
+11% | 0.09 | 10.4M | 1549 | FUND | Unification | |
| 24 |  |
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+10% | 44% | 0.01 | 31.7M | 984 | SPS | Splintershards |
| 25 |  |
 |
+8% | 93% | 0.17 | 17.2M | 950 | RVF | RocketX exchange |
| 26 |  |
 |
+8% | 0.56 | 559M | 226 | TRIBE | Tribe | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+8% | 0 | 8.81M | 1606 | NEST | NEST Protocol | |
| 28 |  |
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+6% | 98% | 0.34 | 16.4M | 949 | MNW | Morpheus.Network |
So, the crypto market is basically a digital casino on steroids. Some people are hitting jackpots, others are losing their shirts. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least it’s entertaining. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go check on my stonks. And maybe that guy in the ER. Is there a crypto ETF for healthcare yet?