- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $90729.07: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin, the OG crypto, is flexing its muscles near $100k. But let’s be real, is it Trump euphoria or just another halving pump? The suspense is killing me (not really).
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3218.17: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the Robin to Bitcoin’s Batman (or is it the other way around?). Solid performance, but will it ever escape Bitcoin’s shadow? Place your bets, folks!
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.40: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin: proof that memes can make you money (and sometimes lose it). Still, hitting $0.40 is nothing to sneeze at (unless you’re allergic to dogs).
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu: the Dogecoin wannabe. Sorry, but even a Trump bump can’t save this one from the dog pound.
Amidst the chaos of Texas Roadhouse’s impending doom (according to Reddit, anyway), Bitcoin decided to steal the show by flirting with $100k. Some blame Trump, others blame the halving. Me? I blame the guy who bought Bitcoin at $100k before it actually hit $100k. Genius!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+3% | 94% | 90729.1 | 1.91T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
+1% | 3218.17 | 388B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
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+6% | 218.56 | 129B | 4 | SOL | Solana | |
| 3 |  |
 |
1 | 128B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
+7% | 652.62 | 94B | 5 | BNB | BNB | |
| 5 |  |
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+5% | 56% | 0.69 | 69.5B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
| 6 |  |
 |
+5% | 0.4 | 58.5B | 6 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 7 |  |
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1 | 36.7B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
+1% | 3208.09 | 31.4B | 9853 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+3% | 5.42 | 27.7B | 12 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+8% | 77% | 0.58 | 26B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 11 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.18 | 15.7B | 9854 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 12 |  |
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+1% | 0.18 | 15.5B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 13 |  |
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+5% | 0 | 15.1B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 14 |  |
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+5% | 56% | 33.6 | 24.1B | 13 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 15 |  |
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+1% | 13.61 | 13.6B | 17 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+4% | 45.27 | 13.6B | 37 | OKB | OKB | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+1% | 12.04 | 13.6B | 21 | APT | Aptos | |
| 18 |  |
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+3% | 90004.7 | 13.2B | 9856 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 19 |  |
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+6% | 94% | 440.43 | 9.25B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 20 |  |
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+2% | 8.7 | 8.7B | 24 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 21 |  |
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+3% | 4.11 | 8.06B | 43 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 22 |  |
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5.12 | 7.78B | 18 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 23 |  |
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+25% | 7.69 | 7.57B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 24 |  |
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+8% | 29% | 1.68 | 7.19B | 49 | OP | Optimism |
| 25 |  |
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+11% | 89% | 82.11 | 6.9B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 26 |  |
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+3% | 5.35 | 6.53B | 20 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 27 |  |
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+6% | 0.63 | 6.26B | 41 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 28 |  |
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-1% | 59% | 0.12 | 6.24B | 29 | XLM | Stellar |
So, the crypto market is a mixed bag of nuts right now. Some are soaring, some are sinking, and some are just…there. It’s like a reality TV show where everyone’s fighting for attention, but only a few will make it to the finale. Tune in next week to see who gets voted off the island (or the blockchain).