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2024-11-14: Crypto Carnage 10M Market Mayhem

Crypto took a beating! Did yours survive the bloodbath or end up as roadkill? Buckle up, buttercup, it's a wild ride!

  • XWC (WhiteCoin)
    • $0.47: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • WhiteCoin, up 248% this week? Someone’s clearly betting on a brighter future. Either that or they’re colorblind to the market trends. 👀
  • DAWN (Dawn Protocol)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Dawn Protocol? More like Dusk Protocol, amirite? Down 88% in a week… someone should buy this guy 7,500 shares of SAVE stock to cheer him up.
  • HIVE (Hive)
    • $0.22: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Hive is buzzing with a 20% 7-day gain. But in this market, that’s like bragging about winning a limbo contest in a room full of corpses.
  • TON (Tokamak Network)
    • $1.53: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Tokamak Network is glowing with a 42% weekly gain. Still, I’d rather put my money in Dogecoin, at least it has a dog on it.
  • REP (Augur)
    • $0.72: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Augur, up 161% in a week. If this keeps up, I might actually have to delete my Robinhood account… again.

Trump’s back and Bitcoin’s hitting $100K! Euphoria or just another pump before the dump? 🤔 This data snapshot from 2024-11-14 reveals some cryptos are partying like it’s 2021, while others are… well, let’s just say they’re shopping for dip recipes. Remember that guy who bought Bitcoin at $100k+? If that’s not ‘diamond hands,’ then I don’t know what is! This is like watching a Spirit Airlines bankruptcy play out in slow motion… but with digital magic beans. 🎲


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -90% 79% 0 26.1K 2649 DAWN Dawn Protocol
1 -59% 0 203K 2328 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
2 -45% 0 1.41M 1774 REV Revain
3 -42% 0 102K 2462 RFR Refereum
4 -33% 0.01 10.4M 1602 DG Decentral Games
5 -31% 76% 0.05 47.1M 694 XWC WhiteCoin
6 -31% 0.22 112M 373 HIVE Hive
7 -22% 1.53 96M 516 TON Tokamak Network
8 -21% 0 39.2K 2617 PLAY Play Token
9 -20% 0.72 7.96M 1196 REP Augur
10 -20% 0.26 12.9M 1020 VXV Vectorspace AI
11 -17% 85% 0 123M 396 MVL MVL
12 -17% 12% 0.71 70.5M 1154 CUBE Somnium Space Cubes
13 -16% 38% 0.01 14.8M 1313 LA LATOKEN
14 -15% 63% 0.31 62.3M 657 HUNT Hunt Town
15 -14% 73% 0.37 367M 198 ELF aelf
16 -14% 0 30.2M 752 FUN FUNToken
17 -14% 77% 0.01 6.95M 1326 IMGNAI imgnAI
18 -13% 0.01 7.22M 1710 TOMI tomi
19 -13% 99% 0.01 89M 442 CUDOS CUDOS
20 -13% 98% 0.32 15.2M 972 MNW Morpheus.Network
21 -12% 69% 0.28 140M 412 WILD Wilder World
22 -12% 52% 0 3.13M 1728 WOZX Efforce
23 -12% 0 5.31M 1341 GMM Gamium
24 -12% 49% 0 2.19M 1852 STRM StreamCoin
25 -12% 0.01 83.3M 504 ALI Artificial Liquid Intelligence
26 -12% 0.19 89.9M 436 STEEM Steem
27 -11% 0 40.1M 709 TROY TROY
28 -11% 0.04 30.7M 767 NXRA Nexera

So, the crypto market is basically a casino run by monkeys on typewriters. 🐒 Some are hitting jackpots, most are losing their shirts. But hey, at least it’s entertaining, right? Just remember, folks: never invest more than you can afford to lose on a drunken bet. 🍻

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