- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $90726.19: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin, the OG crypto, is flexing its muscles again, up 3% in 24hrs, reaching $90,726.19. Some say it’s Trump, others say it’s the halving cycle. Either way, it’s still not at $100K, so hold your horses, cowboys.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3201.81: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, Bitcoin’s nerdy younger brother, is also feeling the love, up 1% to $3,201.81. Still a long way from its all-time high, but hey, at least it’s not going the way of SAVE stock.
- XMR (Monero)
- $146.61: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Monero, the privacy coin, is taking a beating, down 1% to $146.61. Guess even criminals are feeling the pinch in this economy. #Monero #XMR $XMR
- UNI (Uniswap)
- $8.65: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Uniswap, the decentralized exchange darling, is up 2% at $8.65. Is DeFi summer back? Probably not, but it’s nice to see a little green in this sea of red.
Remember that guy on Reddit who bought 7,500 shares of SAVE stock right before it tanked? Turns out, even seasoned gamblers can’t predict the market. Kinda like how some folks thought Bitcoin would hit $100K on Trump euphoria alone. Newsflash: BTC is at $90,726.19, up 3% in 24hrs. So, while some cryptos might be riding the Trump wave (or maybe it’s just the four-year cycle, who knows?), others are sinking faster than a lead balloon. Let’s dive into the wreckage, shall we?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-1% | 146.61 | 2.7B | 37 | XMR | Monero | |
| 1 |  |
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0.99 | 493M | 137 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
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87% | 1486.47 | 1.49B | 67 | MKR | Maker | |
| 3 |  |
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1 | 128B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 4 |  |
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1 | 68.3M | 515 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 5 |  |
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1 | 5.36B | 23 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 6 |  |
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1 | 36.7B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 7 |  |
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0.16 | 4.75B | 25 | CRO | Cronos | ||
| 8 |  |
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5.07 | 7.7B | 18 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 9 |  |
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11.91 | 13.4B | 21 | APT | Aptos | ||
| 10 |  |
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13.49 | 13.5B | 17 | LINK | Chainlink | ||
| 11 |  |
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+1% | 3201.81 | 386B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 12 |  |
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+1% | 3203.35 | 31.4B | 9857 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 13 |  |
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+1% | 59% | 0.13 | 6.31B | 29 | XLM | Stellar |
| 14 |  |
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+1% | 0.37 | 3.75B | 84 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 15 |  |
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+2% | 8.65 | 8.65B | 24 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 16 |  |
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+2% | 0.18 | 15.9B | 9858 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 17 |  |
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+2% | 0.18 | 15.7B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 18 |  |
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+3% | 8.47 | 4.45B | 27 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 19 |  |
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+3% | 90396.5 | 13.3B | 9860 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 20 |  |
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+3% | 70% | 22.52 | 4.75B | 31 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 21 |  |
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+3% | 94% | 90726.2 | 1.91T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 22 |  |
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+3% | 5.35 | 6.53B | 20 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 23 |  |
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+3% | 90673.6 | 5.92B | 9862 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 24 |  |
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+3% | 4.1 | 8.04B | 43 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 25 |  |
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+3% | 5.45 | 27.9B | 12 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 26 |  |
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+4% | 44.84 | 13.5B | 38 | OKB | OKB | |
| 27 |  |
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+4% | 56% | 33.55 | 24B | 13 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 28 |  |
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+4% | 81% | 62.83 | 935M | 107 | QNT | Quant |
So, there you have it. The crypto market is a chaotic mess, as always. Some coins are up, some are down, and some are just sideways chilling, like a crab on a beach. The only certainty in crypto is uncertainty. And taxes. Don’t forget those. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go buy some SAVE stock. Just kidding… unless?