- BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
- $90794.06: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Wrapped Bitcoin on Binance Smart Chain…because why not have more ways to gamble on magic internet money? With Bitcoin mooning, this is your slightly cheaper, slightly more sketchy way to join the party.
- WBTC (Wrapped Bitcoin)
- $90448.57: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Another Bitcoin wrapper…because redundancy is key in the decentralized dystopia, right? Seems like a safe bet if you, like our WallStreetBets friend, believe in six-figure Bitcoin.
- BUSD (BUSD)
- $1.00: ⭐⭐
- Stablecoin. Boring. Like watching paint dry or listening to a Fed chairman explain monetary policy. But hey, at least it’s not Spirit Airlines stock.
- LTC (Litecoin)
- $82.15: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The silver to Bitcoin’s gold… except it’s about as useful as a screen door on a submarine these days. Still, it’s up 11% - better than that SAVE stock, that’s for sure.
- MKR (Maker)
- $1487.61: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- MakerDAO’s governance token…for those who like their crypto with a side of DeFi complexity. It’s not going to the moon today, but it’s holding steady in a sea of red.
Trump’s back, Bitcoin’s above $90k (again!), and some dude on WallStreetBets bought Bitcoin at $100,000. Timing, amirite? Meanwhile, Spirit Airlines stock is circling the drain faster than a Dogecoin pump-and-dump, and this poor soul thinks Trump’s got a master plan. This market’s more delusional than a Bitcoin maximalist in a bear market. Let’s dive into the carnage, shall we?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 68.3M | 515 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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0.99 | 493M | 136 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
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+4% | 81% | 62.88 | 936M | 106 | QNT | Quant |
| 3 |  |
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+6% | 1.18 | 1.18B | 77 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 4 |  |
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87% | 1487.61 | 1.5B | 66 | MKR | Maker | |
| 5 |  |
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+5% | 5.2 | 2.03B | 53 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 6 |  |
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+4% | 93% | 0.03 | 2.28B | 48 | VET | VeChain |
| 7 |  |
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147.04 | 2.71B | 37 | XMR | Monero | ||
| 8 |  |
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+5% | 75% | 0.06 | 3.05B | 44 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 9 |  |
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+5% | 0.06 | 3.06B | 9943 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 10 |  |
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+1% | 0.37 | 3.75B | 82 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 11 |  |
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+3% | 8.48 | 4.45B | 27 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 12 |  |
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+8% | 54% | 0.76 | 4.73B | 40 | MNT | Mantle |
| 13 |  |
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+3% | 70% | 22.54 | 4.75B | 31 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 14 |  |
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+1% | 0.16 | 4.82B | 25 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 15 |  |
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1 | 5.36B | 23 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
+3% | 90794.1 | 5.93B | 9860 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 17 |  |
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+6% | 0.62 | 6.24B | 41 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 18 |  |
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59% | 0.13 | 6.3B | 29 | XLM | Stellar | |
| 19 |  |
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+2% | 5.29 | 6.45B | 20 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 20 |  |
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+11% | 89% | 82.15 | 6.9B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 21 |  |
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+8% | 29% | 1.67 | 7.18B | 50 | OP | Optimism |
| 22 |  |
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+25% | 7.69 | 7.58B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 23 |  |
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5.1 | 7.75B | 18 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 24 |  |
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+3% | 4.1 | 8.04B | 43 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 25 |  |
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+2% | 8.67 | 8.67B | 24 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 26 |  |
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+6% | 94% | 442.79 | 9.3B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 27 |  |
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+3% | 90448.6 | 13.3B | 9858 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 28 |  |
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11.94 | 13.4B | 21 | APT | Aptos |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market, everyone’s favorite rollercoaster of volatility, is at it again. Some coins are soaring, some are crashing, and some are just… there. Like a bad Tinder date. It’s a wild ride, and I, for one, can’t wait to see what fresh hell tomorrow brings. Don’t forget to check WallStreetBets for financial advice – those guys really know what they’re doing.