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2024-11-14: Crypto Craze: 100K Bitcoin??

Hold onto your hats, folks! The crypto rollercoaster is on the move again. Some coins are soaring, some are tanking. Bitcoin threatens $100K, and Redditors are losing their minds (and their savings).

  • BWO (Battle World)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • With a name like “Battle World,” you’d think this coin would be fighting its way to the top. Instead, it’s priced like a McDonald’s value menu item. But hey, a 152% 7-day gain is something, right? Maybe it’s just training for the big leagues.
  • BONK
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ah, Bonk. The name says it all. This coin might make you face-palm, but it’s still up 23% in 24 hours. So, is it a genius move or a giant meme? The world may never know.
  • BabyDoge
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • With a name like BabyDoge, it’s trying way too hard to be cute. And at that price, it’s practically a rounding error. Maybe it should just go fetch and leave the investing to the grown-ups.
  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $90000.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin’s flirting with $100k again, and everyone’s either ecstatic or terrified. Is it a bubble or a breakthrough? Tune in next week for the next episode of Crypto Mania!
  • MNGO (Mango)
    • $0.04: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Mango? Seriously? This fruit-themed coin is up 45% in 24 hours. Proof that sometimes, even the silliest ideas can bear fruit (pun intended). Or maybe it’s just a sign of the apocalypse.

Is Trump euphoria driving Bitcoin to new heights, or is it just another day in the crypto casino? Redditors are placing bets, with some claiming to be the first to buy Bitcoin above $100,000 (even if it hasn’t quite hit that mark yet). One user bought SAVE stock the day before its bankruptcy announcement, blaming the “chess match” for his $17K loss. This high-stakes game isn’t for the faint of heart. Oh, and apparently Bitcoin’s on a 4-year cycle. Again. To the moon! (Or maybe not.)


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +128% 90% 0 3.54M 1522 BWO Battle World
1 +127% 0 5.95M 1293 REV Revain
2 +93% 30.91 13.1M 1010 KP3R Keep3rV1
3 +89% 89% 0.02 1.75M 1744 WTC Waltonchain
4 +69% 3.49 151M 319 ANT Aragon
5 +49% 71% 0.03 17.8M 1027 AE Æternity
6 +47% 83% 0.63 40.1M 721 BZZ Swarm
7 +45% 0.04 382M 672 MNGO Mango
8 +40% 21% 0 30.3M 1258 STC SaitaChain Coin
9 +37% 0.08 401M 153 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
10 +36% 50% 0.24 24.1M 1042 STT Statter Network
11 +34% 0.02 47.7M 606 VLX Velas
12 +32% 100% 22.31 15.8M 961 TIME Chrono.tech
13 +30% 96% 1.59 127M 351 AGLD Adventure Gold
14 +30% 12% 0.14 141M 939 ALT Alitas
15 +28% 0 91.4M 461 AIDOGE ArbDoge AI
16 +25% 0.13 16.3M 950 SOUL Phantasma
17 +25% 5.18 2.87B 65 RAY Raydium
18 +24% 65% 0.57 343M 244 CTC Creditcoin
19 +23% 0 3.61B 34 BONK Bonk
20 +22% 32% 0.01 134M 626 GFAL Games for a Living
21 +20% 0.67 673M 218 TRIBE Tribe
22 +19% 99% 0.33 12.7M 1026 ADS Adshares
23 +19% 0 35.5M 710 REEF Reef
24 +18% 78% 0 558M 146 BabyDoge Baby Doge Coin
25 +18% 0.01 12.1M 1041 TSUKA Dejitaru Tsuka
26 +18% 0.01 48.6M 679 SAMO Samoyedcoin
27 +17% 0 81.5M 466 XVG Verge
28 +17% 0.23 45.6M 613 ARRR Pirate Chain

The crypto market is a wild ride, and today’s news is no exception. From Bitcoin’s ascent to the woes of those who bet on SAVE, it’s clear that fortune favors the bold (or maybe just the delusional). So, buckle up, buttercup. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride. Don’t forget to diversify your portfolio (and your memes).

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