- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Bonk? More like bankrupt. Down only 26% today, which in this market is practically a stablecoin. If you invested in this, well, you got bonked, buddy. Maybe check out r/wallstreetbets for advice on what to do with your remaining $6k.
- AGLD (Adventure Gold)
- $1.60: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This AGLD rollercoaster is enough to give you whiplash. Up 30% - did someone find El Dorado? Pro tip: if you take profits, it’ll moon. If you hold, it’ll slump. Crypto in a nutshell, folks.
- PEOPLE (ConstitutionDAO)
- $0.08: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ConstitutionDAO? More like RestitutionDAO. Give me back my money! If you’re looking for a stable investment, maybe try actual bonds. Or a Texas Roadhouse gift card. At least you’ll get a decent steak dinner.
- FET (Artificial Superintelligence Alliance)
- $1.32: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Artificial Superintelligence? Clearly not artificial financial intelligence. Only up 4%, and honestly, I’m not even surprised. At least they’re not down 17k like that Spirit Airlines guy. Next time just buy Tesla or something
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $42.10: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ordi? More like extraordinary…ly volatile. Up 10% today. I’m not saying this coin’s the key to a Lambo, but it’s at least a step up from that Spirit Airlines stock. At least you won’t have to be parking on the grass.
Trump’s back, Bitcoin’s above $90k (again?!), and Spirit Airlines stock is circling the drain faster than a Bitcoin bro’s Lambo at a crypto casino. Speaking of dumpster fires, some of these 10M cryptos are looking like they belong on WSB. Will Bonk live up to its name? Will Adventure Gold lead to financial ruin? Let’s find out!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+26% | 0 | 3.78B | 34 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 1 |  |
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+30% | 96% | 1.6 | 128M | 350 | AGLD | Adventure Gold |
| 2 |  |
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+35% | 0.08 | 397M | 154 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 3 |  |
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+4% | 89% | 1.32 | 3.59B | 33 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 4 |  |
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+10% | 100% | 42.1 | 884M | 88 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 5 |  |
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-25% | 0.24 | 118M | 362 | HIVE | Hive | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+22% | 5.07 | 2.81B | 65 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.61 | 113M | 380 | ARK | Ark | |
| 8 |  |
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+7% | 98% | 0.02 | 1.03B | 79 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 9 |  |
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+4% | 22% | 2.14 | 2.14B | 140 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 10 |  |
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+6% | 5.46 | 1.41B | 87 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+19% | 78% | 0 | 565M | 145 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin |
| 12 |  |
 |
+2% | 70.27 | 189M | 291 | TRB | Tellor | |
| 13 |  |
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-4% | 0 | 42M | 695 | TROY | TROY | |
| 14 |  |
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+21% | 65% | 0.57 | 344M | 245 | CTC | Creditcoin |
| 15 |  |
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+7% | 49% | 0.02 | 423M | 262 | SUN | Sun [New] |
| 16 |  |
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-5% | 0.19 | 91.8M | 433 | STEEM | Steem | |
| 17 |  |
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+2% | 43% | 0.96 | 2.01B | 89 | CORE | Core |
| 18 |  |
 |
+12% | 38% | 0.54 | 541M | 259 | YGG | Yield Guild Games |
| 19 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.01 | 593M | 123 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 20 |  |
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+11% | 51% | 1.24 | 124M | 533 | RAD | Radworks |
| 21 |  |
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-1% | 18.6 | 220M | 252 | SSV | ssv.network | |
| 22 |  |
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+4% | 0.77 | 213M | 273 | SUSHI | SushiSwap | |
| 23 |  |
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+8% | 1.55 | 1.37B | 66 | OM | MANTRA | |
| 24 |  |
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+6% | 4.48 | 291M | 187 | GAS | Gas | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+8% | 0.38 | 457M | 197 | LUNA | Terra | |
| 26 |  |
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+9% | 94% | 1.22 | 122M | 371 | LQTY | Liquity |
| 27 |  |
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+6% | 38% | 0.43 | 864M | 170 | ID | SPACE ID |
| 28 |  |
 |
+13% | 0 | 149M | 370 | SPELL | Spell Token |
The crypto market, ladies and gentlemen, a glorious mess of speculation, innovation, and utter chaos. It’s like a reality TV show where the prize is either a yacht or a cardboard box. So, hold on to your hats, folks. It’s gonna be a wild ride, whether you like it or not. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to buy some Texas Roadhouse calls.