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2024-11-14: Crypto Market Meltdown

Buckle up, buttercup. The crypto rollercoaster is on a downward spiral, and it's taking your portfolio with it.šŸŽ¢

  • WTC (Waltonchain)
    • $0.02: ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­
    • Waltonchain is up 79%! Must be riding that Trump train. Choo choo! šŸš‚ Next stop, the moon? Or maybe just a brief layover before the inevitable crash landing. šŸ’„
  • BWO (Battle World)
    • $0.0: ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­
    • Battle World also saw a 95% jump. Clearly, the only winning move is not to play. Except in crypto, where not playing means missing out on the chance to lose everything. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø
  • DAWN (Dawn Protocol)
    • $0.0: ā­ā­
    • Dawn Protocol is down 90%. Ouch. Looks like someone’s portfolio is having a dawn of the dead moment. šŸ§Ÿā€ā™‚ļø
  • STRAX (Stratis [Old])
    • $0.05: ā­ā­ā­
    • Stratis [Old] is down 12%. Old news. Literally. Who invests in ‘old’ anything in crypto? That’s like bringing a Nokia to a smartphone fight. šŸ§±
  • RFR (Refereum)
    • $0.0: ā­
    • Refereum is down 44%. Sounds like someone’s referral program isn’t working out so well. Maybe they should offer free bags of SAVE stock? šŸŽ

Trump’s back, Bitcoin’s above $90k, and our Reddit friend is down $17k on SAVE stock. Coincidence? I think not. This market is wilder than a WSB ape on a sugar rush. šŸ’ While some cryptos are riding the Trump euphoria wave, others are sinking faster than Spirit Airlines. Speaking of SAVE, it seems our Reddit investor’s ‘chess match’ theory didn’t quite pan out. Maybe he should’ve gone all in on Bitcoin like the other degens? At least RKLB is making someone a millionaire, proving that sometimes, even rocket science can be profitable. šŸš€


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -12% 0.05 0 3321 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 -90% 79% 0 26.1K 2649 DAWN Dawn Protocol
2 -21% 0 39.2K 2617 PLAY Play Token
3 -44% 0 98.4K 2471 RFR Refereum
4 -59% 0 203K 2329 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
5 -6% 99% 0 251K 2285 MARO Maro
6 +7% 0 410K 2151 DREP Drep [new]
7 -8% 88% 0 423K 2183 YLD Yield App
8 -1% 0.01 448K 2139 VEGA Vega Protocol
9 -6% 14% 0 630K 2492 PTS Petals
10 -2% 58% 0 667K 2171 LYRA Lyra
11 0.01 982K 1901 GRV Grove Coin
12 -3% 30% 0.01 992K 2253 HSF Hillstone Finance
13 -2% 97% 0.01 1.35M 1790 WAIT Hourglass
14 -45% 0 1.41M 1775 REV Revain
15 +10% 69% 0 2.06M 1771 TAMA Tamadoge
16 87% 0 1.73M 1751 DOCK Dock
17 -5% 99% 0 1.56M 1749 OOKI Ooki Protocol
18 +79% 89% 0.02 1.74M 1745 WTC Waltonchain
19 -13% 49% 0 2.17M 1855 STRM StreamCoin
20 +10% 0.01 2.26M 1725 VTS Veritise
21 +13% 65% 0 2.26M 1757 RFOX RFOX
22 -4% 54% 0 2.31M 1814 SSG SOMESING
23 0 2.39M 2105 THN Throne
24 -6% 0.03 2.45M 1613 FSN Fusion
25 -7% 0.2 2.54M 1602 RGT Rari Governance Token
26 -12% 79% 0 2.91M 1625 FOR ForTube
27 +95% 90% 0 2.96M 1570 BWO Battle World
28 +3% 0 3.08M 1536 COVAL Circuits of Value

The crypto market is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. Except in this case, it’s usually a stomach ache. šŸ¤¢ So, is it a bull market or a bear market? More like a clown market. šŸ¤” Invest at your own risk, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor. You’ll need it.

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