- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.4: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Up 110% in a week, proof that memes can move markets. Still, it’s Dogecoin. Proceed with caution, or as they say on WallStreetBets, ‘Godspeed regard.’
- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $91310.87: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin’s back near $100k, and the ‘Trump Euphoria’ headlines are writing themselves. Is it a bubble? Probably. Am I still watching? Absolutely. This gives me real South Park “annnnnd it’s gone!!!!”
- LTC (Litecoin)
- $80.55: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Litecoin’s hanging in there with a 9% 24h jump. Not bad, but it’s no Dogecoin. It’s like Litecoin saw Tesla, Nvidia, and Google mooning and said, ‘Nah, bro, let’s invest in a dying company instead.’
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $2.6e-05: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu exists. That’s all I have to say about that. Oh wait, I lied - its price is 0.000026, but in my book, it rounds to a glorious $0. Better luck next time, pups.
- ADA (Cardano)
- $0.57: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Cardano, the sleeping giant? More like the gently snoring grandpa. A 54% 7-day gain is nice, but it’s still only at $0.57. Come on, ADA, wake up and smell the coffee!
Bitcoin’s flirting with $100k again, fueled by the latest Trump trades. Some say it’s euphoria, others say it’s a 4-year cycle. Me? I say it’s time to break out the popcorn and watch the fireworks. Meanwhile, our beloved Dogecoin is up 110% in 7 days… to a whopping $0.40. To the moon, much? Dogecoin to the rescue? I’m skeptical. Remember that guy who bought SAVE stock yesterday and is down $17k? Yeah, don’t be that guy.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+9% | 89% | 80.55 | 6.77B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
+8% | 54% | 0.75 | 4.65B | 40 | MNT | Mantle |
| 2 |  |
 |
+7% | 29% | 1.64 | 7.06B | 49 | OP | Optimism |
| 3 |  |
 |
+6% | 77% | 0.57 | 25.7B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 4 |  |
 |
+6% | 94% | 439.3 | 9.23B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 5 |  |
 |
+6% | 0.06 | 3.06B | 9954 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+6% | 75% | 0.06 | 3.05B | 45 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 7 |  |
 |
+5% | 0 | 15.3B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+5% | 56% | 0.71 | 71.1B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
| 9 |  |
 |
+5% | 7.69 | 7.58B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+5% | 218.81 | 129B | 4 | SOL | Solana | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+5% | 0.62 | 6.17B | 42 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+4% | 634.82 | 91.5B | 5 | BNB | BNB | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+4% | 91166.1 | 5.95B | 9871 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+4% | 1.16 | 1.16B | 78 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+4% | 94% | 91310.9 | 1.92T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 16 |  |
 |
+4% | 93% | 0.03 | 2.26B | 47 | VET | VeChain |
| 17 |  |
 |
+4% | 90785.9 | 13.3B | 9869 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+3% | 5.11 | 2B | 52 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.4 | 59.2B | 6 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.18 | 15.9B | 9867 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.18 | 15.6B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+3% | 70% | 22.45 | 4.73B | 31 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 23 |  |
 |
+2% | 56% | 33.04 | 23.7B | 13 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 24 |  |
 |
+2% | 81% | 61.98 | 922M | 107 | QNT | Quant |
| 25 |  |
 |
+2% | 5.39 | 27.6B | 12 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+2% | 44.21 | 13.3B | 38 | OKB | OKB | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+2% | 4.06 | 7.97B | 43 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+2% | 5.27 | 6.43B | 20 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol |
So, the crypto market’s a mix of mania and mediocrity, with a dash of meme-fueled madness. Buckle up, buttercup, because it’s only going to get weirder from here. And remember, kids, don’t invest your life savings based on internet hype. Or do. I’m not your financial advisor.