- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Up 26%? Seems everyone’s suddenly craving a digital dog treat. Next stop, the moon? Or maybe just the nearest fire hydrant.
- STT (Statter Network)
- $0.26: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- A 42% jump? In this economy? Clearly, someone’s pressing the right buttons (and not the panic sell button, for once).
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $2.12: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- A modest 4% gain might not be insane, but hey, in the crypto casino, it’s enough to avoid being tossed out with the dishwater… for now.
- AIDOGE (ArbDoge AI)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Up 27%, defying all logic and reason. AI-powered doge or not, this one’s a head-scratcher (and a potential lottery ticket).
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.23: ⭐⭐⭐
- Up 15%. Yup, someone really named their coin that. And people are buying it. Is this the peak of meme culture or the beginning of the end? Place your bets.
Bitcoin’s flirting with $100k again, fueled by the latest dose of political drama, proving once again that digital currencies and real-world absurdity are deeply intertwined. Meanwhile, the baby cryptos in our 10M group are battling it out Hunger Games-style, complete with questionable names, wild price swings, and questionable life choices. Speaking of life choices, someone on Reddit bought Bitcoin at over $100,000. Genius move or peak regard? You decide.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+4% | 22% | 2.12 | 2.12B | 140 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
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+4% | 0.07 | 7.72M | 1208 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
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+3% | 100% | 7.75 | 7.75M | 1205 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
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+42% | 50% | 0.26 | 25.8M | 1021 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
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+6% | 29% | 0.43 | 429M | 346 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
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-2% | 63% | 0 | 13M | 1188 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
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+12% | 0 | 126M | 354 | SNEK | Snek | |
| 7 |  |
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+15% | 99% | 0.23 | 233M | 242 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
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+15% | 100% | 43.68 | 917M | 86 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
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+17% | 82% | 0 | 119M | 414 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
+2% | 3370.98 | 5.47B | 9858 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+5% | 33% | 0.53 | 530M | 295 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 12 |  |
 |
+27% | 0 | 87.5M | 470 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-21% | 0 | 39.2K | 2616 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 14 |  |
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+4% | 0.2 | 586M | 277 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 15 |  |
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+1% | 0.01 | 114M | 413 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 16 |  |
 |
0.15 | 153M | 955 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 17 |  |
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-4% | 0.04 | 30.7M | 772 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.09 | 8.98M | 1169 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 19 |  |
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+10% | 4% | 0 | 34.8M | 1739 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 20 |  |
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-11% | 77% | 0.01 | 7M | 1328 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 21 |  |
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+2% | 43% | 0.95 | 2B | 89 | CORE | Core |
| 22 |  |
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+18% | 32% | 0.01 | 134M | 631 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 23 |  |
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27% | 0 | 44M | 1041 | NEXA | Nexa | |
| 24 |  |
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-8% | 86% | 0.14 | 137M | 357 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 25 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.01 | 7.63M | 1691 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 26 |  |
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+5% | 0.01 | 1.01M | 1892 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+26% | 0 | 3.73B | 34 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 28 |  |
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-6% | 57% | 0 | 14.7M | 1173 | RXD | Radiant |
The crypto market, ladies and gentlemen, is a glorious mess. It’s like a financial reality show where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. So buckle up, buttercup, because the ride is about to get even weirder. Maybe Spirit Airlines will launch their own token next? Don’t say we didn’t warn you.