- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $87759.21: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin dipped below $90k, causing widespread panic among the crypto bros. Turns out, even digital gold can get tarnished. Remember when we thought $20k was the bottom? Good times.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3051.0: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum followed Bitcoin’s lead, proving once again that it’s the Robin to Bitcoin’s Batman. Still, it’s holding up relatively well, probably because everyone’s too busy trying to figure out how to stake their ETH to sell.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $13.21: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink is quietly chugging along, providing reliable oracle services while the rest of the market burns. It’s like the responsible friend who always has a designated driver. Boring but essential.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.37: ⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin is down, but let’s be honest, it’s always a gamble. This coin is like that one friend who always shows up late with a six-pack of Natty Light – you never know what you’re gonna get.
- XRP (XRP)
- $0.79: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- XRP is like the cockroach of crypto - it just won’t die. It’s been through lawsuits, regulatory scrutiny, and countless memes, yet it persists. Maybe there’s something to be said for resilience, even if it’s the resilience of a pest.
Satoshi Nakamoto is now richer than some countries. Meanwhile, Bitcoin dipped below $90k. Coincidence? I think not! If Satoshi’s alive, they’re probably sipping Mai Tais on a private island, laughing at our pain. Also, Palantir’s jumping ship from NYSE to Nasdaq, which makes them seem only slightly less shady than usual. Probably an attempt to pump their stock before they pivot to selling AI-powered pet rocks.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-3% | 94% | 87759.2 | 1.84T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
-5% | 3051 | 367B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
1 | 130B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
-3% | 209.92 | 123B | 4 | SOL | Solana | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-5% | 616.93 | 88.9B | 5 | BNB | BNB | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+13% | 56% | 0.79 | 79.1B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
| 6 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.37 | 54B | 6 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
1 | 36.8B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
-4% | 3052.54 | 29.9B | 9867 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-2% | 5.26 | 26.9B | 12 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+2% | 77% | 0.59 | 26.6B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 11 |  |
 |
0.18 | 15.7B | 9868 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
0.18 | 15.5B | 10 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
-5% | 56% | 31.75 | 22.7B | 13 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 14 |  |
 |
-7% | 0 | 13.9B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-2% | 13.21 | 13.2B | 17 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-2% | 11.71 | 13.2B | 21 | APT | Aptos | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-4% | 43.36 | 13B | 38 | OKB | OKB | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-2% | 87811 | 12.9B | 9870 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-4% | 94% | 419.07 | 8.8B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 20 |  |
 |
-6% | 8.11 | 8.11B | 24 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-5% | 3.9 | 7.65B | 43 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-4% | 4.87 | 7.4B | 18 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-2% | 7.48 | 7.37B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 24 |  |
 |
89% | 81.79 | 6.87B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+1% | 5.44 | 6.64B | 20 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+4% | 59% | 0.13 | 6.55B | 26 | XLM | Stellar |
| 27 |  |
 |
-8% | 29% | 1.52 | 6.55B | 52 | OP | Optimism |
| 28 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.58 | 5.83B | 44 | ARB | Arbitrum |
Overall, the crypto market is looking like a dumpster fire right now. But hey, at least we have memes. Who needs financial stability when you have Pepe the Frog? Stay tuned for more market mayhem, because if there’s one thing we can count on in crypto, it’s volatility. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go buy a lottery ticket. Seems like a sound investment strategy these days.