- SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
- $0.00: ⭐
- SONM? More like GONE-M. Down 94% in a week. This coin makes the Hindenburg look like a smooth landing. Someone get this project a defibrillator (and a therapist).
- BWO (Battle World)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Battle World? More like Pity Party World. Even with its 111% weekly pump, this coin is still about as valuable as a used napkin. Clearly the only battle being fought is for relevance (and maybe a Satoshi or two).
- XWC (WhiteCoin)
- $0.04: ⭐⭐
- WhiteCoin…because nothing says stability like a coin named after a blank sheet of paper. It might be up 204% this week, but it’s still down 12% today. So, like a blank sheet of paper, it could be good to doodle something or could be just used to start a fire for warmth.
- LEASH (Doge Killer)
- $263.54: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Doge Killer? More like Doge’s annoying little brother. At $263.54, it’s trying to play with the big dogs, but mostly just chewing on their ankles. And being down 12% in a day? Yeah this dog needs a walk…in the other direction.
- ANT (Aragon)
- $2.89: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Aragon, named after a region in Spain, is like a flamenco dancer: full of passion and drama, with lots of ups and downs. A 247% surge this week, followed by a 17% drop today. This coin has more mood swings than a teenager.
Satoshi Nakamoto is now richer than some countries (and probably doesn’t even know it)! Meanwhile, the 10M cryptos are bleeding out like a horde of hamsters attacking a honey badger. Is this a sign of the apocalypse, or just Tuesday in the crypto world? Even Trump’s EV tax credit dreams (or nightmares, depending on who you ask) can’t hold a candle to this drama.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-86% | 0 | 28.5K | 2622 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 1 |  |
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-52% | 21% | 0 | 23.5M | 1346 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 2 |  |
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-42% | 0.03 | 254M | 805 | MNGO | Mango | |
| 3 |  |
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-32% | 0.05 | 25.9M | 798 | UPP | Sentinel Protocol | |
| 4 |  |
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-24% | 88% | 0.07 | 14.1M | 1027 | BCD | Bitcoin Diamond |
| 5 |  |
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-23% | 0.55 | 6.06M | 1288 | REP | Augur | |
| 6 |  |
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-23% | 90% | 0 | 3.04M | 1565 | BWO | Battle World |
| 7 |  |
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-22% | 1.18 | 118M | 547 | SLND | Save | |
| 8 |  |
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-21% | 2% | 0.01 | 6.32M | 2347 | GF | GuildFi |
| 9 |  |
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-20% | 0.06 | 327M | 164 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 10 |  |
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-19% | 25.12 | 10.7M | 1076 | KP3R | Keep3rV1 | |
| 11 |  |
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-18% | 12% | 0.11 | 107M | 1017 | ALT | Alitas |
| 12 |  |
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-17% | 0.09 | 94.6M | 429 | KEEP | Keep Network | |
| 13 |  |
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-17% | 2.89 | 125M | 336 | ANT | Aragon | |
| 14 |  |
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-15% | 0.57 | 570M | 224 | TRIBE | Tribe | |
| 15 |  |
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-14% | 0.08 | 7.99M | 1202 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 16 |  |
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-14% | 30% | 0.01 | 843K | 2280 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 17 |  |
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-14% | 0 | 73.3M | 514 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 18 |  |
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-14% | 65% | 0 | 4.35M | 1558 | ORC | Orbit Chain |
| 19 |  |
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-13% | 0.63 | 14.8M | 1218 | GET | GET Protocol | |
| 20 |  |
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-13% | 0.11 | 3.55M | 1654 | DUST | Dust Protocol | |
| 21 |  |
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-12% | 76% | 0.04 | 41.1M | 737 | XWC | WhiteCoin |
| 22 |  |
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-12% | 263.54 | 28.3M | 778 | LEASH | Doge Killer | |
| 23 |  |
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-12% | 90% | 0.28 | 2.83M | 1584 | RMRK | RMRK |
| 24 |  |
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-12% | 100% | 22.26 | 15.8M | 950 | TIME | Chrono.tech |
| 25 |  |
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-11% | 79% | 1.87 | 52.9M | 630 | ELA | Elastos |
| 26 |  |
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-11% | 1.2 | 120M | 351 | PRO | Propy | |
| 27 |  |
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-11% | 0.03 | 27.2M | 800 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 28 |  |
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-11% | 76% | 0.05 | 78.7M | 540 | RDNT | Radiant Capital |
The crypto market is like a reality TV show – full of manufactured drama and questionable life choices. So, grab your popcorn, place your bets, and watch the carnage unfold. But don’t be surprised if you end up needing a drink (or three). Just remember, diamonds hands are forged in the fires of financial meltdowns (or something like that). Disclaimer: I’m not a financial advisor, just a sarcastic observer with a keyboard. Don’t take my word for it, do your own research, because if you lose your money, it’s not my fault. Happy trading (or not)!