- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $89022.99: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Still the king, but lost a few pounds. Like a heavyweight boxer going through a rough divorce. Down but not out. Maybe Satoshi can lend him a Bitcoin or two?
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3093.42: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Holding relatively steady, like that one responsible friend in a group of degenerates. Not flashy, but reliable. Your grandma’s favorite crypto.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- SHIB, you magnificent bastard. Down but not dead. Still somehow worth over $14Billion. Someone remind me why? This is the crypto equivalent of that one friend who keeps crashing on your couch.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.37: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin, the meme that won’t die. Down 6% in 24 hours, but still kicking. Like a cockroach after a nuclear apocalypse. Respect.
- SOL (Solana)
- $212.80: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Solana, the speed demon. Took a hit, but still trying to race ahead. Like a Formula 1 car with a flat tire. Could be a good buy, or it could explode. Your call.
Trump’s EV tax credit execution? TSLA’s subtle smirk? Is this connected to the crypto dip? Probably not, but hey, stranger things have happened in crypto. Meanwhile, Satoshi Nakamoto’s Bitcoin stash just hit $100 BILLION. Talk about HODLing. Makes our little dips look like rounding errors. Almost makes you want to YOLO on SHIB, right? Almost.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-7% | 0 | 14.2B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-6% | 29% | 1.56 | 6.68B | 52 | OP | Optimism |
| 2 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.37 | 54.9B | 6 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-5% | 54% | 0.71 | 4.4B | 42 | MNT | Mantle |
| 4 |  |
 |
-5% | 93% | 0.02 | 2.16B | 49 | VET | VeChain |
| 5 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.59 | 5.92B | 44 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-4% | 8.11 | 4.26B | 27 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-4% | 8.28 | 8.28B | 24 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-4% | 212.8 | 125B | 4 | SOL | Solana | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-3% | 56% | 32.26 | 23.1B | 13 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 10 |  |
 |
-3% | 3.95 | 7.74B | 43 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-3% | 3088.79 | 30.2B | 9872 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-3% | 94% | 423.12 | 8.89B | 17 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 13 |  |
 |
-3% | 43.28 | 13B | 39 | OKB | OKB | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-3% | 3093.42 | 373B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-2% | 5.29 | 27.1B | 12 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.36 | 3.64B | 87 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-2% | 4.93 | 7.48B | 18 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-2% | 623.89 | 89.9B | 5 | BNB | BNB | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-2% | 7.48 | 7.37B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-2% | 87% | 1449.89 | 1.46B | 70 | MKR | Maker |
| 21 |  |
 |
-2% | 1.15 | 1.15B | 74 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-1% | 88634.7 | 13B | 9875 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-1% | 94% | 89023 | 1.87T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 24 |  |
 |
-1% | 5.07 | 1.98B | 50 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-1% | 89046.6 | 5.81B | 9877 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-1% | 70% | 22.25 | 4.69B | 31 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 27 |  |
 |
145.43 | 2.68B | 37 | XMR | Monero | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
81% | 62.45 | 929M | 104 | QNT | Quant |
The crypto market, ladies and gentlemen: a place where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say “rug pull.” Today’s lesson? Don’t check your portfolio unless you’re prepared for an emotional rollercoaster. And maybe, just maybe, start a Bitcoin mining operation in your basement. You know, just in case.