- DAWN (Dawn Protocol)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐
- Dawn Protocol? More like Dusk Protocol, am I right? With a 7-day percent change of 105, it’s either going to the moon or crashing back down to Earth. I’m betting on the latter. Remember CVNA? Yeah, this gives me the same vibes. Don’t put your grandma’s dentures on this one, folks.
- FRONT (Frontier)
- $0.75: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Frontier’s up 30% in 7 days? Not bad, kid. Not bad at all. But before you start throwing a party, just remember, in crypto years, a week is like a dog year. It could be eating kibble out of a dumpster by next week. But hey, at least its P/E isn’t in the tens of thousands like some companies I could mention (cough, CVNA, cough).
- VITE (VITE)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- VITE’s trying to play it cool with a 60% 7-day gain. But with a name like VITE, it’s hard to take it seriously. Maybe it’s short for “Vitalik’s Intern’s Tiny Experiment.”
- STT (Statter Network)
- $0.37: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Statter Network, huh? Sounds like something you’d find in a cyberpunk dystopia (or maybe just the back of my fridge). With only a 50% circulating percentage, is this the crypto equivalent of those ’limited edition’ beanie babies everyone thought would be worth a fortune? I doubt it.
While Satoshi’s Bitcoin wallet is chilling with the top 20 richest people (making me question my life choices), Palantir’s jumping ship from NYSE to NASDAQ. Coincidence? I think not. Is this a desperate attempt to get into the Nasdaq-100? Or are they just following PLTR’s usual playbook of “strategic realignment?” Meanwhile, Trump’s threatening to kill the EV tax credit, which might not be so bad for Tesla, but it’s like kicking a puppy for everyone else in the EV game (especially Rivian, poor thing). So, what does this have to do with our little crypto corner? Everything’s connected, people! Just like your bad decisions and your empty wallet.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+1772% | 79% | 0.01 | 488K | 2159 | DAWN | Dawn Protocol |
| 1 |  |
 |
+152% | 0.75 | 67.9M | 1204 | FRONT | Frontier | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+66% | 0.02 | 19.1M | 884 | VITE | VITE | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+54% | 50% | 0.37 | 37.2M | 895 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
 |
+41% | 0.01 | 69M | 569 | SAMO | Samoyedcoin | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+33% | 0.04 | 43.4M | 1175 | BBF | Bubblefong | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+31% | 2.02 | 127M | 428 | TON | Tokamak Network | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+30% | 57% | 0 | 5.57M | 1512 | EPX | Ellipsis |
| 8 |  |
 |
+29% | 57% | 0 | 19M | 1071 | RXD | Radiant |
| 9 |  |
 |
+22% | 66% | 0.21 | 107M | 492 | GODS | Gods Unchained |
| 10 |  |
 |
+19% | 38% | 0.02 | 17.6M | 1243 | LA | LATOKEN |
| 11 |  |
 |
+18% | 0.04 | 2.89M | 1551 | FSN | Fusion | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+17% | 99% | 0.11 | 43.2M | 620 | SOLO | Sologenic |
| 13 |  |
 |
+14% | 54% | 0 | 5.54M | 1531 | FRA | Fractal Network |
| 14 |  |
 |
+14% | 0.03 | 34.8M | 692 | CLV | CLV | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+13% | 89% | 0.02 | 2M | 1683 | WTC | Waltonchain |
| 16 |  |
 |
+12% | 99% | 0 | 1.75M | 1694 | OOKI | Ooki Protocol |
| 17 |  |
 |
+12% | 57% | 0.09 | 44.2M | 802 | PRQ | PARSIQ |
| 18 |  |
 |
+12% | 39% | 0.01 | 17.9M | 1219 | IZI | Izumi Finance |
| 19 |  |
 |
+12% | 0 | 33.3M | 709 | FUN | FUNToken | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+11% | 17.07 | 49.9M | 724 | CREAM | Cream Finance | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+11% | 0.03 | 30.1M | 1041 | XCHNG | Chainge | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+10% | 0.02 | 52.7M | 573 | VLX | Velas | |
| 23 |  |
 |
+9% | 65% | 0 | 2.24M | 1749 | RFOX | RFOX |
| 24 |  |
 |
+9% | 0.02 | 21.3M | 855 | STRX | StrikeX | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+8% | 85% | 0 | 137M | 348 | MVL | MVL |
| 26 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.01 | 7.87M | 1671 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+7% | 0 | 5.52M | 1326 | GMM | Gamium | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+6% | 92% | 1.59 | 8.73M | 1176 | POOLX | Poolz Finance |
So, there you have it. The crypto market is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get (except disappointment and regret). Maybe invest in chocolate instead. Or just follow the wisdom of WSB and YOLO your life savings on CVNA. Because why not?