- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Bonk? More like Boink! This coin’s down 15% in 24 hours. Ouch. Time to change the ticker to OOF.
- TON (Tokamak Network)
- $2.26: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Look at TON defying gravity! Up 46% while everyone else is tanking? Someone’s playing a different game, and I kinda wanna join in.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $37.48: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI is giving me a serious case of FOMO! Down 10%, but it still has street cred. I’m keeping my eye on this one.
- BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- BabyDoge is getting its diapers changed – and not in a good way. Down 12%? Someone needs a timeout.
- CLV (CLV)
- $0.04: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- CLV is having a moment! Up 18%? What sorcery is this? I’m not buying it, but I’m intrigued.
Hold on to your hats, folks! While Satoshi’s Bitcoin stash is swelling to over $100 BILLION (making him richer than some small countries), the altcoin arena is a bloodbath. It’s like watching a crypto version of Squid Game, but with fewer jumpsuits and more panic selling. Speaking of sell-offs, did you hear Trump might axe the EV tax credit? Maybe he’s betting on gas-guzzlers making a comeback, or perhaps he’s secretly shorting Tesla? Who knows with that guy? Meanwhile, Palantir is jumping ship from the NYSE to Nasdaq. Desperate times call for desperate measures, I guess. Maybe they’re hoping for a tech-bro bailout?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-15% | 0 | 3.18B | 38 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-19% | 0.06 | 321M | 164 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-10% | 100% | 37.48 | 787M | 93 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 3 |  |
 |
-7% | 89% | 1.22 | 3.31B | 33 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 4 |  |
 |
-2% | 98% | 0.02 | 1.01B | 74 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 5 |  |
 |
+1% | 1.58 | 1.4B | 64 | OM | MANTRA | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-7% | 22% | 1.98 | 1.98B | 139 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 7 |  |
 |
-11% | 96% | 1.41 | 113M | 372 | AGLD | Adventure Gold |
| 8 |  |
 |
-6% | 1.64 | 236M | 319 | API3 | API3 | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+2% | 65% | 0.59 | 353M | 238 | CTC | Creditcoin |
| 10 |  |
 |
+46% | 2.26 | 142M | 397 | TON | Tokamak Network | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-12% | 78% | 0 | 495M | 149 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin |
| 12 |  |
 |
-6% | 5.08 | 1.31B | 89 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-9% | 4.61 | 2.56B | 70 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-6% | 65.76 | 177M | 289 | TRB | Tellor | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-4% | 49% | 0.02 | 403M | 258 | SUN | Sun [New] |
| 16 |  |
 |
0 | 41.7M | 684 | TROY | TROY | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
-13% | 38% | 0.47 | 470M | 276 | YGG | Yield Guild Games |
| 18 |  |
 |
5.15 | 25.8M | 853 | OG | OG Fan Token | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.01 | 558M | 123 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-7% | 43% | 0.88 | 1.85B | 91 | CORE | Core |
| 21 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.71 | 197M | 274 | SUSHI | SushiSwap | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.58 | 107M | 385 | ARK | Ark | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-4% | 17.7 | 209M | 250 | SSV | ssv.network | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.23 | 114M | 358 | HIVE | Hive | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-7% | 38% | 0.4 | 803M | 171 | ID | SPACE ID |
| 26 |  |
 |
+46% | 0.02 | 17M | 928 | VITE | VITE | |
| 27 |  |
 |
18% | 4.07 | 122M | 843 | SANTOS | Santos FC Fan Token | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+18% | 0.04 | 36M | 683 | CLV | CLV |
So, the crypto market is a mess, but hey, at least we’re not bored, right? Remember, folks, it’s not a loss if you don’t sell… unless you’re already down 99%. Then it’s just a slightly more expensive lesson in humility. 💎🙌 (or maybe just 🧻🙌 today?)