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2024-11-15: Crypto Mania 1B Group

Buckle up, buttercup! The crypto rollercoaster is back, and it's brought some familiar faces. Big winners, big losers, it's the same old story, but with new twists. Let's dive into the madness.

  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.37: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Dogecoin, down 6%? More like “Doge-gone 6%”! It’s the crypto equivalent of that one friend who always crashes on your couch but brings the party. Always there, always cheap, sometimes surprising you. WSB degens would sell their grandmas’ teeth to short it, but it still has a market cap higher than Wendy’s annual revenue. Let that sink in.
  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $89625.29: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin, still the king, even if it’s had a 2% trim. This is the Oprah of crypto, everyone gets a Lambo! Just try not to check your portfolio every five minutes, it’s not good for your health (or your sanity).
  • XRP (XRP)
    • $0.82: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • XRP up 15%? Someone must have spiked the punchbowl at Ripple HQ. Could this be the start of a true comeback, or just another pump-and-dump fiesta? Only time will tell. Buy now, or cry later? It’s the perennial question, just be ready for that CVNA-level disappointment.

Hold on to your hats, folks! Trump might be killing EV tax credits, but the crypto market’s still electrifying! While Satoshi’s Bitcoin stash is making him richer than some small countries, the real drama is unfolding among the top 1B cryptos. Is XRP going to the moon? Will Dogecoin go to zero or make another millionaire? Some are even gambling their entire savings on cryptos.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 1 130B 3 USDT Tether USDt
1 -2% 94% 89625.3 1.88T 1 BTC Bitcoin
2 -2% 3099.2 373B 2 ETH Ethereum
3 -6% 0.37 54.7B 6 DOGE Dogecoin
4 1 36.7B 8 USDC USDC
5 +15% 56% 0.82 82.5B 7 XRP XRP
6 -1% 213.11 125B 4 SOL Solana
7 -1% 623.06 89.8B 5 BNB BNB
8 +7% 77% 0.61 27.4B 9 ADA Cardano
9 -4% 0 14.3B 11 SHIB Shiba Inu
10 +4% 89% 84.27 7.08B 22 LTC Litecoin
11 +1% 0.18 15.8B 10 TRX TRON
12 +5% 5.52 6.74B 20 NEAR NEAR Protocol
13 56% 32.28 23.1B 13 AVAX Avalanche
14 +1% 13.48 13.5B 16 LINK Chainlink
15 +17% 75% 0.07 3.58B 38 HBAR Hedera
16 +2% 12.05 13.6B 21 APT Aptos
17 -2% 94% 425.95 8.94B 17 BCH Bitcoin Cash
18 -1% 89199.5 13.1B 9878 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
19 +6% 59% 0.13 6.73B 26 XLM Stellar
20 -2% 8.28 8.28B 24 UNI Uniswap
21 -2% 0.59 5.95B 44 ARB Arbitrum
22 4.95 7.52B 18 DOT Polkadot
23 5.32 27.2B 12 TON Toncoin
24 -3% 29% 1.56 6.69B 52 OP Optimism
25 70% 22.41 4.72B 31 ETC Ethereum Classic
26 -1% 3.98 7.8B 42 FIL Filecoin
27 5.08 1.98B 50 ATOM Cosmos
28 +5% 0.16 4.92B 25 CRO Cronos

The crypto market is like a box of chocolates filled with laxatives: you never know what you’re gonna get, but you’re definitely going for a ride. Some are making millions, others are begging for spare change on Reddit. Maybe we should all just invest in canned goods and wait for the apocalypse.

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