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2024-11-15: Crypto Market Meltdown? Nah Just KiddingMostly

Another day, another crypto rollercoaster. Buckle up, buttercup, because some coins are going to the moon, while others are crashing back to Earth. It's like watching a carvana stock pump...wait, that actually happened.

  • DAWN (Dawn Protocol)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Dawn Protocol is up 1800%! Either this is the next big thing, or someone fat-fingered a buy order. Either way, congrats to those who got in early…and condolences to those who didn’t. Time to buy high and sell low right?
  • WTC (Waltonchain)
    • $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Waltonchain is showing a respectable 17% gain, proving you don’t need a 1800% pump to be a winner…you just need someone to buy when you’re selling.
  • OOKI (Ooki Protocol)
    • $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ooki Protocol with a 14% gain. Not bad, not great. It’s like getting a participation trophy in the crypto Olympics.
  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.0: ⭐
    • SONM…down 87%? Ouch. That’s like getting a wedgie in front of your crush…and your crush’s dad…and Satoshi Nakamoto.
  • STRAX (Stratis [Old])
    • $0.05: ⭐⭐
    • Stratis [Old]…the name says it all. Down 3%. It’s like that old Nokia phone in your drawer…you know, the one with Snake? We are in iPhone era and we’ve got way better than Nokia Snakes.

So, Trump wants to kill the EV tax credit? Good. Let’s pour that money into crypto, cause LAMBO. While TSLA might be playing 4D chess, the rest of the EV market is playing checkers against a grandmaster. Speaking of grandmasters…Satoshi Nakamoto is now worth over $100 BILLION. Clearly, he’s playing a different game altogether. Maybe he’s just waiting for the rest of us to catch up before he cashes out and buys…well, everything. Oh, and remember Carvana (CVNA)? One Redditor turned $182k into $11.7M. That’s more than some of these cryptos…Makes you think.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -3% 0.05 0 3834 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 -87% 0 25.9K 2630 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
2 -3% 0 37.9K 2613 PLAY Play Token
3 +2% 0 101K 2460 RFR Refereum
4 +5% 99% 0 266K 2275 MARO Maro
5 -1% 0 404K 2154 DREP Drep [new]
6 +1800% 79% 0.01 495K 2156 DAWN Dawn Protocol
7 +3% 88% 0 439K 2163 YLD Yield App
8 -1% 0.01 443K 2135 VEGA Vega Protocol
9 14% 0 630K 2490 PTS Petals
10 58% 0 663K 2167 LYRA Lyra
11 -14% 30% 0.01 850K 2280 HSF Hillstone Finance
12 -1% 0.01 971K 1890 GRV Grove Coin
13 -10% 97% 0.01 1.21M 1816 WAIT Hourglass
14 -8% 87% 0 1.59M 1769 DOCK Dock
15 +4% 69% 0 2.16M 1743 TAMA Tamadoge
16 +14% 99% 0 1.78M 1690 OOKI Ooki Protocol
17 +17% 89% 0.02 2.04M 1681 WTC Waltonchain
18 -10% 65% 0 2.02M 1783 RFOX RFOX
19 -2% 49% 0 2.11M 1854 STRM StreamCoin
20 -4% 0.01 2.15M 1730 VTS Veritise
21 -1% 0 2.36M 2104 THN Throne
22 +8% 54% 0 2.5M 1777 SSG SOMESING
23 -8% 79% 0 2.67M 1640 FOR ForTube
24 -8% 0 2.83M 1559 COVAL Circuits of Value
25 -12% 90% 0.28 2.85M 1587 RMRK RMRK
26 +12% 0.23 2.85M 1556 RGT Rari Governance Token
27 +18% 0.04 2.9M 1548 FSN Fusion
28 -2% 52% 0 3.05M 1721 WOZX Efforce

So, the crypto market is a wild ride, just like the stock market. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you’re Satoshi. If Satoshi has any room left on his yacht, please give me a call, or text, or simply drop some Bitcoin into my wallet. Until then…HODL? YOLO? I don’t know anymore. I am going to buy CVNA.

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